You have two options. Choose wisely.

imhereforpolitics said:
I mean, she can throw it up, she is a snake.

Never provoke a pregnant lady, especially if she is a snake.

floodfeathers said:
You have two options. Choose wisely.

Three options. Surgery for... unfortunate... bodily insertions, orally or otherwise, are more common than you'd think.

I mean...

post #1955128

queen_tyr'ahnee said:
I mean...

post #1955128

If she can shoot out bowling balls like that, then shes basically just a cannon at this point.

She could've eaten a watermelon to get the same effect, but of course she chose to eat a bowling ball

Stop it she's already ded

zephloe said:
If she can shoot out bowling balls like that, then shes basically just a cannon at this point.

I suspect gravity might dispute that.

zephloe said:
If she can shoot out bowling balls like that, then shes basically just a cannon at this point.

albino snake: -trows up a bowling ball like a fucking canon-
The bowling ball:
https://youtu.be/KxMpciHH4fM?t=3

zephloe said:

queen_tyr'ahnee said:
I mean...

post #1955128

If she can shoot out bowling balls like that, then shes basically just a cannon at this point.

*Gang-plank Galleon plays*

randomuser3957 said:
Three options. Surgery for... unfortunate... bodily insertions, orally or otherwise, are more common than you'd think.

And more "creative" than you might think.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/v74mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year

queen_tyr'ahnee said:
I mean...

post #1955128

There's also...

post #2090777

"Oh that's easy! I'll just..." *realization*

https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

its gonna stretch her ass like...a bowling ball

evilfudge said:
She could've eaten a watermelon to get the same effect, but of course she chose to eat a bowling ball

People sleeping on the fact she ate 5 watermelons at once and passed out twice

lord_other1 said:
And more "creative" than you might think.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/v74mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year

That is one of those lists that needed to have genders posted.

Perhaps ages as well.

i've made a huge mistake

https://twitter.com/Schwo_o/status/1333475761605517312?s=19

:sip:

Welp. I've held on to this joke long enough.

FIRE THE CANNON SNAKE!

ha haaaa ha 🤣 😆 😂 i couldn't stop laughing and it hurt really badly i come back just for the laugh or when im having a bad day

Reverse vore I guess

amelia_fan said:
People sleeping on the fact she ate 5 watermelons at once and passed out twice

well theres a difference between swallowing one watermelon and swallowing five watermelons in one gulp

pixe said:
Never provoke a pregnant lady, especially if she is a snake.

But, she's not pregnant!

She was never pregnant, TRISHA!