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Azimuth Elevation
BlockedWhat do I need to break to get a life sentence?
BlakNova
MemberI'd be guessing a hymen, at least.
in vaders artstuff
MemberThe rules on my christian minecraft server.
Swanky Danky
BlockedThot checked.
Neophoenixknight
MemberHey! Don’t hurt Krystal!
user 187249
MemberGo directly to horny jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 condoms.
in vaders artstuff
MemberI feel there's room here for a joke about solitary confinement.
Also, I thought I was a tagging overachiever, but someone here is either a sadist or tagging is their fetish. lol.
in vaders artstuff
MemberShe's not hurt. She's used to getting hit with hard rods.
TheShipMaster55
Member*b i g b o n k*
RebelOfLeftness
Memberuser 187249
MemberAn Edited-In Section to Condense the Cringe...
More like a tagging masochist, but sure post #1177367 I suppose, lol.
But I've already spent too much time prattling on, time for me to post #732356
post #268594
Updated
Cane751
JanitorKrystal on the left, and personified horny fandom on the right is a more accurate depiction tbh.
Jhongodofwar
BlockedThats How You deal with filty thots 🤣
Buggzy BomberX
MemberTruly hilarious.
MercenaryX
MemberTwitter. But that is like trying to casue a Chernobyl nuclear meltdown.
Azimuth Elevation
BlockedEasily avoidable, but inevitable?
Blodhgarm92
MemberOuch, that tongue bite.
Nathmurr
MemberJust don’t drop the horny soap! ;)
hamsterboy
MemberBeing cough by your wife.
Go straight to 'horny jail' (couch), Do not pass kitchen, Do not collect 200 snacks.
MercenaryX
MemberPretty much.
fox is watching you
MemberNo one can contain the h0rni that radiates from Krystal. Especially for sharpclaws.
demsfox
BlockedOh goodness this comment aged like Riesling.
ginkei
MemberI know the original meaning of the joke (if it is one per say) but you can have an hymen and still be legal (and vice versa, some women even could be born without one). I think there are some false ideas around it too.
Eevan
MemberYou did not pass the vibe check.
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