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ragland said:
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Heres your tip

Foxyfluff27 said:
Heres your tip

oh hes givin' her the tip alright ( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)

The best perk of the job.

I think I love this

Appropriate reaction: Oh Deer!

Because all good conservation officers will one day have to deal with the dilemma of a doe braking open your SUV's door and attempting to give you a blowjob.

When people said to go out and experience nature...im sure this isn't what they had in mind

AtrociousAmbition said:
Because all good conservation officers will one day have to deal with the dilemma of a doe braking open your SUV's door and attempting to give you a blowjob.

Hey, if it happens, let it ride.

AtrociousAmbition said:
Because all good conservation officers will one day have to deal with the dilemma of a doe braking open your SUV's door and attempting to give you a blowjob.

Wait, you mean this hasn't happened to you yet?

AtrociousAmbition said:
Because all good conservation officers will one day have to deal with the dilemma of a doe braking open your SUV's door and attempting to give you a blowjob.

One can only hope.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Good God, beautiful!

Don’t feed the wildlife

Yes.

"Thank you for braking"

I hearby declare hunting season to be indefinitely suspended.

AtrociousAmbition said:
Because all good conservation officers will one day have to deal with the dilemma of a doe braking open your SUV's door and attempting to give you a blowjob.

Attempting?

ragland said:
Your Uber has arrived

Foxyfluff27 said:
Heres your tip

DexterTheGreat said:
oh hes givin' her the tip alright ( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)

wonder if hes gonna let her keep the change :3

I know I visit nature more if nature put out

...I think I may have a new preferred career choice.

atrociousambition said:
Because all good conservation officers will one day have to deal with the dilemma of a doe braking open your SUV's door and attempting to give you a blowjob.

The word “dilemma“ implies a difficult choice, this seems like the easiest decision ever :)

Hello Deer

The look in her eyes like "Oh sir, i hope u dont mind" :D

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh don't make a sound you might scare it off

Man, that forest is full of dick sucking deer's.

From "Oh, a deer!"
To "Ohh...dear... ~"