yari litten ve'rek created by pogostix
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A commission for my friend Yari_Verek

I dunno what she's hurling that quill at but whatever it is, it's about to be dead. Deadly neurotoxin! Fun fun!

(Sand texture from hhh316 on DA: http://hhh316.deviantart.com/art/Se.....ture-183159331 )

[Original upload date 2017-04-05]

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  • A bad decision to make

    Portal1, 1950, Portal2, 2000
    Aliens invade aperture laboratories
    They are from Aperture Multiverse Earth 1xx
    The technology they purpose has increased the % of any test completion under one-day time
    They found the Cake in the Archive
    The cake is good in smell and
    Eventually, they make a receipt for the cake
    They will make more copies of that cake, but not the original receipt
    After digestion, there are some side effects of the new cake receipt
    It is just one that needs an introduction
    The butthole of these aliens fart some type of gas
    This gas is not harmful to aliens but is harmful to some other species in Multiverse including Cave Johnsons Earth-001
    After some political investigation from those Cave Johnsons who are immune to the gas
    They found who has those side effects
    They found what are the effects on those who are not immune
    They die, eventually from suffocation. Cave Johnson said "Tragic. But Informative"
    Caves from Earth 001 to Earth 050 are busy making this normal byproduct by assigning new tests, cakes, and surprises to all who want to join in this business to collect more and more gas from testers
    They introduce CO-OP
    Cave, Earth-001 sells 1 gallon of gas to the Army of America
    The army is surprised at how well this new weapon is
    Then the army of America buys a tone of shower curtains
    They will get more from this gas as a gift of great business with Cave Earth-001
    This gas has no perfume, no color, no name
    The name is easy because on the battlefield the use of this gas is like a toxin that finishes the neurons of the subject, then the subject dies
    "D34dly N3ur0 T0x1n3" as deadly-neuro-toxin
    Then the gas is a fart from the ass of the subjects. Easier is if the color matches this, so it will be green "as a tree in summer is"
    "I think as head of the CEO the perfume is not important, but if someone is immune then try it is a mix of my fruit salad, as my parents made it for me. It's a pleasure. Not the dead. The perfume."
    I [ So glad you made it... You made it... You ]

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