"Your Pokemon can get jobs in Sword and Shield!"

Great. Now they can chip in for all the items and junk I have to buy for them.

CosmicMewtwo said:
"Your Pokemon can get jobs in Sword and Shield!"

Great. Now they can chip in for all the items and junk I have to buy for them.

Well you know what they say no work no bread.

Werner said:
Well you know what they say no work no bread.

I relate to this on a personal level because my family literally doesn't have any bread right now.

EclipsedMysticism said:
I relate to this on a personal level because my family literally doesn't have any bread right now.

What kind of no bread? The "I forgot the groceries on the way home" kind or the "struggle to afford basic needs" kind?

He protec
He attack
But most importantly
He provide the snack

You'd think throwing them into a ring and fighting each other would be enough, but NO, they had to get jobs on top of that!

Welcome to mc donalds. May i take your order?

The Lucario is a part-timer??

"Hi yes, welcome to Kurger Bing, would you like to try our Double Bamhurger?"

lemme guess, the ice cream machine is broken again

Is he on the menu?

Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

b o r g e r

Duracell said:
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

b o r g e r

Uh sir, this is Subway, we don't make burgers here.

Ding fries are done :)

LucarioEnthusiast said:
lemme guess, the ice cream machine is broken again

The vanilluxe is on strike, so yeah.

When you are a Lucario but you live in a country where Pokemon can attend grad schools

How I felt when I worked at Wendy's for two weeks.

My favorite McDonald's!

MikeHunt56 said:
Is he on the menu?

sexually or otherwise? also in the same order as i was using to list them the answers are yes and no.

Sir this is a Wendy's. Can I just take your order sir. I do not want to know how large your anus is sir. Please sir this is just a Wendy's can I take your order. Kindly step to the back of the line if you are not ready to order sir. Please refrain from touching the other customers or our staff sir. Sir I'm going to have to call security . Sir this is a Wendy's, can I please take your order. Sir if you do not comply with our rules we have the right to refuse service. Security is here sir, they will escort you out of the building. Goodbye sir, and remember to take your 19 inch dildo with you when you leave.

Pokémon Cafe mix is looking great!

Ding, fries are done!
Ding, fries are done!

This image describes my personality.

hello there do you burger

eclipsedmysticism said:
I relate to this on a personal level because my family literally doesn't have any bread right now.

wndwker said:
This image describes my personality.

indigoheat said:
How I felt when I worked at Wendy's for two weeks.

I feel for each in every one of you, I real do.

I never worked fast food but I can tell you what I did worked on something worse, Uber driving.

How could he be worse than flipping burgers? Try getting people shooting at you in any place outside of Los Angeles Try finding out that you actually picked up a prostitute or escort girl andtertainer to her client client, Try dealing with somebody who's running drugs or is being followed by the cops. Try dealing with the fact that you've you've got to pick up somebody next to a detention center and you get pulled over with guns drawn. Every single one of those horror stories you see on YouTube or 4Chan are real

I don't even get me started about the drunks, at 4 in the afternoon. I had one guy basically was so drunk that when pointing to where he wanted me to go he wanted me to go he got angry and punched me in the face almost causing an accident on the freeway and acted like it was nothing.

Then there's the guys who basically decided that I was racist because I didn't see the black panther movie yet at the time. And boy did I have to explain that 1. Thank God I had the camera at the time to back up my story.

And no I have no idea how I survived all that. Either an act of God or I just got seriously luck.

duracell said:
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

b o r g e r

Heretic borger?

Well that'd be an interesting place to catch a pokemon.