elise and junip created by glopossum
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  • possiblyawerewolf said:
    or you could just... you know, not fuck his brains out on his first time?

    some lube and a very slow start wouldn't make topping him any sort of issue.

    If you can take a 13" dick on your first go then you may have some superpowers bestowed upon you by the olde gods (or just hemorrhoids lol)

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  • Glopossum said:
    If you can take a 13" dick on your first go then you may have some superpowers bestowed upon you by the olde gods (or just hemorrhoids lol)

    Yeah, and not only the length, but the girth would be pretty difficult even in a slow-going process if nothing has been back there before. (I wonder if Lewis has had anything back there before...)

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  • The agony of having a massive schlong! Truly there are web sites out there related to the problems of having too large a dick....

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  • i've turned people down cause their dick was too big, and all they wanted to do was mount. i'll suck a monster but i like being able to walk XD

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  • Glopossum said:
    If you can take a 13" dick on your first go then you may have some superpowers bestowed upon you by the olde gods (or just hemorrhoids lol)

    you don't gotta take it all lol. and i was going by furry porn rules; ie the average is at least 10" where irl that's top .5% of dudes. so in the cat's case he would be considered "large" at his size, not biggest dick in the world

    also my boyfriend had that years ago. its effect is quite opposite from what you described lol

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  • Good on the artist for giving realistic expectations about starting out anal. It can be really painful without experience.

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  • Glopossum said:
    If you can take a 13" dick on your first go then you may have some superpowers bestowed upon you by the olde gods (or just hemorrhoids lol)

    My kleptomania says otherwise

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  • Binagon said:
    My kleptomania says otherwise

    Did I miss the joke or do I take that to mean that your irresistible impulse to steal makes it easy for you to go around taking massive dicks?

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  • theunfortunatelad said:
    Did I miss the joke or do I take that to mean that your irresistible impulse to steal makes it easy for you to go around taking massive dicks?

    >Take a 13 inch dick

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  • Glopossum said:
    If you can take a 13" dick on your first go then you may have some superpowers bestowed upon you by the olde gods (or just hemorrhoids lol)

    Or you're in a furry porno

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