What's up?
My name's Brett, and I promise I'm going to see Avengers: End Game.
My friends wanted to go see it, I don't care about Marvel but I'm down for whatever.
Hoping that the nickname "Rocket" won't stick.

Uh...
So if you're reading this, thanks for not swiping yet.
What can I say about myself...

I'm a raccoon. I'm barely three feet tall.
I play DND 5E over Discord every Wednesday, I'm playing a tiefling bard.
I believe in love at first sight, but I haven't met the right person yet.
And I'm kind of shy. But I really love going to dinner with new people.

I know most guys go through their hygiene condoms pretty quick, but I go through them quick.
Like I'm a hairtrigger cummer, and I pack a punch. Sometimes twenty a day if I'm really goin'.
Another reason I'm hoping "Rocket" doesn't stick.
But like... I don't know, people always compliment me on it and I'm sort of embarrassed.

Anyway.
If you're in the area and want to see a movie or get coffee, slide into my DMs.
Like I said, I'm kind of down for whatever.
Thanks!