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Primarina90
MemberI would just suck it up and eat them so they don’t cry and teach sylveon how to bake. Do it for them.
CandleJake
BlockedSylveon's ribbons are rated to temperatures of 400 degrees!
JahoyHoy
MemberI like my cookies extra crispy anyway
Anon e-moose
MemberDon't give up Sylveon!
Starflux
MemberLooks just like my cooking. Just keep on trying.
Wolfiedadeltawolf
MemberDon't worry Sylveon just a lil more practice
Scruffy~
MemberHey, still better than me. I would probably burn the house down before I even touch the oven, knowing my luck
shotien
MemberGordon:Turn the music down,so you can hear your fire alarm...
loaf
MemberCelsius or Fahrenheit? Or Kelvin? (or Rankine, but 400°R is really cold)
OverSight
MemberEveryone starts somewhere. Everyone learns from something! Maybe this is just the start of Sylveon's story!
Tai-Li
MemberMost likely Fahrenheit. 400° Celsius is really hot, and most baking would be done in Fahrenheit anyway . Besides, 126.85° Celsius is hardly enough to bake cookies given 400° Kelvin.
Fuchsrohre
MemberYou're not a cook unless you've screwed up at least one recipe.
Jack Hazardous
Memberwhen you fail and everyone tells you you did it correctly, what do you learn?
LilyaNida
BlockedIT'S BURNT I CAN EAT THEM
20 seconds later
*calling ambulance
Dragon-smasher69
MemberIt's ok you'll get better next time I know it, just be more careful on trying not to hurt your ribbons.
Zarnox
MemberAs a baker, I can truthfully say that I use Celsius, but that is simply because that is the standard unit used here in Australia.
Porie
MemberIt hurts me to see sad Pokémon...
Science-Snake-Altair
MemberS/he is all "this wasn't in the plan...".
Aye, you have to hit the "200th hour" to be really into the activity.
AtomicCat
MemberPretty cool looking at my old comments get downvoted to shit because I sound like such an arrogant ass lmao. Now I don't even brag about anything because it just makes me sound retarded like this instance (and because I've lost all pride). 👌
Why did I even write this?
user 432767
MemberTo be downvoted a second time
Updated
OriFanIKB
MemberSylveon: Burns cookies :(
Me: Finally, some good f%cking food <3
Both of us: :D
AtomicCat
MemberDamn you right, guess I wasn't any smarter 8 months ago either. I was asking for that lmao.
user 432767
MemberThats some real character growth right there.
Im as proud as any random person on a porn site can be
AtomicCat
MemberEveryone changes over time, some faster than others, and always in different ways, that's just a fact of life. The kindness is appreciated though, I'm always trying to be the best I can be.
Wongoverse
MemberWhat if the Sylveon purchased fast food and disguised it as its own cooking?
Angryowl
MemberAlright, anybody else do this after ruining the thanksgiving gumbo or is that jsut me? once bought 12 rotiisary chickens.
SylveonSlays
MemberNow. . . WE REBAKE!!!
BooceBungalow
MemberIn all honesty, I actually like cookies with a bit of charring on them. Is there something wrong with me?
user 418066
MemberWow this comment is so wholesome >W<
user 418066
MemberIt's a little weird for cookies tbh but I like my marshmallows BURNT! Lol. Everyone have their own preference tho.
kratos109876
MemberSylveon tried so hard to do something nice for you. Show her you appreciate her, and teach her. She wants to show you she cares!
Somethingidont
MemberGet tf out of my kitchen stupid dog
NegaMajora
MemberEven burnt cookies can still be edible, if you do it right.
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