I'd hit that snake. Like, totally.

Oniontrain? I'd guess so because he always draws the weirdest rule 34.

-You stare in unbelievable horror as the 3 surround you; Instead of the belief of your imminent death. The three begin to rip your clothing off and at the same time you feel an odd sensation over one part of your body as the beast creatures take turns having fun with cock; You groan in satisfaction as the three continue to have their sexual fun. After the sex you decide "Screw my sister, let it be someone else's problem" as you leave the mansion grounds with your 3 little pets.*

misspriss said:
-You stare in unbelievable horror as the 3 surround you; Instead of the belief of your imminent death. The three begin to rip your clothing off and at the same time you feel an odd sensation over one part of your body as the beast creatures take turns having fun with cock; You groan in satisfaction as the three continue to have their sexual fun. After the sex you decide "Screw my sister, let it be someone else's problem" as you leave the mansion grounds with your 3 little pets.*

Well, cool enough story, but I have to admit the that the first thing I do when looking at that picture isn't having fantasies about those creatures...

Jakihro said:
Well, cool enough story, but I have to admit the that the first thing I do when looking at that picture isn't having fantasies about those creatures...

That wasnt a fantasy, that was me being horrible about writing a short parody paragraph about the numerous deaths you face in games like this, shadowgate and deja'vu.

misspriss said:
That wasnt a fantasy, that was me being horrible about writing a short parody paragraph about the numerous deaths you face in games like this, shadowgate and deja'vu.

Oh, it's a game? That, i did not know, and i ask that you find it in your heart to forgive me for my most unfair misinterpretation of your exclamation, and allow me to investigate the origin of this humorously unusual looking video game. My most sincere apoligies if, by chance i offended you in any way, good citizen.

Jakihro said:
Oh, it's a game? That, i did not know, and i ask that you find it in your heart to forgive me for my most unfair misinterpretation of your exclamation, and allow me to investigate the origin of this humorously unusual looking video game. My most sincere apoligies if, by chance i offended you in any way, good citizen.

It's cool, If you want to look up anything about these games, I suggest youtube if you want to look at the death scenes from "Uninvited", And I admit the one scene that scared me the most was scarlett o' hara ghost.