So kawaii!

You forgot the Cuddly Death Muscles.

o3o so cute

Acolyte said:
You forgot the Cuddly Death Muscles.

D'awww :.D

A wild new avatar appeared!

Such a cute danger noodle.

Moon_Moon said:
Such a cute danger noodle.

If it was possible to favorite comments...

vex said:
And then it bites you and you die slowly over the next 3 days as the venom turns your insides into mush!

I hope you're just trying to be cute...

You forgot the headboobs

vex said:
And then it bites you and you die slowly over the next 3 days as the venom turns your insides into mush!

Except that it's clearly a python and pythons are not venomous.

Toxic_Serpent said:
Except that it's clearly a python and pythons are not venomous.

It hurts like hell and is difficult to extricaate oneself from it, but they are not venemous. After all, they don't need to be.

Where's it's other noddle body?

I do love danger noodles.

Hithhhh

my snek doesn't have a sniffer
but it still reacts to hot things

vex said:
And then it bites you and you die slowly over the next 3 days as the venom turns your insides into mush!

With that kind of thought you can

^snoot

I am a snekologist. I can confirm this 100% accurate.

Issa bab sñek

This nope rope is so adorable it could kill by looks alone by making you make so many unintelligible noises that you lose all of your oxygen. I love it!

Oh god! Oh jeeesus!..

Yoink! My avatar now!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0arsPXEaIUY

vex said:
And then it bites you and you die slowly over the next 3 days as the venom turns your insides into mush!

dogs also can kill you in brutal ways and that’s don't make they less cute

Boop.
The.
Snoot.

vex said:
And then it bites you and you die slowly over the next 3 days as the venom turns your insides into mush!

Ball pythons are constrictors and not venomous, and surprisingly, they don't have fangs, which is really shocking to me

moon_moon said:
Such a cute danger noodle.

Goddamnit, moon moon.

love ball pythons

Snak