One of the advantages of being a "latchkey kid": After a long day at school, what better way to unwind than getting naked, inserting your favorite butt-plug, then having a nice, long session with a magic wand "borrowed" from under your Mom's bed? As long as you remember to put it back where you found it before your parents get home from work, that is!

art by Aogami, who took the basic idea and came up with all kinds of fun poses for my gangly, geeky giraffe girl to get herself off in!