I missed Slit Day last week due to travel, but wanted to post something for it.

Early in our DnD campaign our party chartered a ship to reach the northern continent. During a resupply at a major port, the first mate took some of our party ashore to a casino with dragonborn pole dancers. After some winnings, he slipped a few gold to one of the dancers and they left to get a room, telling us to meet back at the ship.
When he later returned to the ship, I rolled perception to determine by his gait if he had been the top or the bottom.
After session I sketched what I imagined might have happened behind closed doors :D

Some artistic liberty was taken on the dragonborn design.