Story:
*A line of beings, species big and small, trudges along a dark, grey series of halls and scaffolds spreading out into the darkness ahead. The walls are lined by ominous tubes and pipes that stretch on just as long as the halls themselves.
Just above where the light fades into a darkness, a lone speaker crackles to life*

"Welcome guests to the general nursing facility!
You were called here to be part of the Eternity Capsule Program, or ECP for short!

All citizens have been registered here in our fine facility to help you to ease your difficult lives, provided by our wonderful government!
In the ECP, you won't have to worry about anything: our specialists have planned everything out for you.
The process is simple:. First we infect your body with special bacteria that will transform your body into a simple, but still alive and well, rubber mass!
Once injected, it will take less than an hour for your body to be altered cell by cell, and turned into rubber you can control just like you would your current body!
But in the ECP, you won’t need ALL those pesky body parts!
The Capsle is only a foot wide and slightly over two feet long so we’ll be removing all the non essential bits: this usually includes limbs like arms and legs but can be expanded to more body parts if we really gotta pack you into your capsule!
Really, the only part we need is your brain, but we’ll do what we can to let everyone at least keep their skull~
Our special Happiness Interface will be inserted into your brain, which will break your mind with overstimulating pleasure, what fun~!
Next, your rubberized form will be inserted into its capsule and filled with resin.
It's your own, permanent housing, providing everything you will possibly need!
Once you’re inside, the resin will harden around you. Your capsule will be transported by our automated staff into its place in the deep storage department. Here, your shelf will be locked, sealed, and your capsule will be registered with a 16 digit long, personalized, random serial number, selected just for you!
Don't worry, everything is completely safe, tested, and we'll make sure you cannot possibly, ever, feel bad about spending your eternal retirement here.
Your happiness levels will be checked on a decade basis and if they come up too low we will deal with the issue immediately. We try our best to ensure our Happiness Interface allows for safe loss of memory in a timely manner, as those pesky memories get in the way of eternal pleasure.
Most clients see a full memory wipe by year 4!
Now that you understand the process, please sign here!

(Note the signing of the form is a formality. All citizens are required to take part in the ECP, and noncompliant individuals will be forcefully placed into ECP)"