Gaming world ran out of ideas for FPS games... well. long ago. I believe that no_fun forgot to add sarcasm tag in his post.

Ultima_Weapon said:
Holy hell, my Bullshit Detector was on full blast. They're going to run out of ideas for new pokemon sooner than the rest of the gaming world runs out of ideas for FPS games. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go piss some greatness.

its funner, plus i don't have to hear "oh fuck you blud" or "your fucking cheating you pussyhole" while i play it and run out of ideas, when MW1 and 2 are the same fucking game aswell

no_fun said:
its funner, plus i don't have to hear "oh fuck you blud" or "your fucking cheating you pussyhole" while i play it and run out of ideas, when <Bullshit>MW1 and 2 are the same fucking game aswell<Bullshit/>

Really? Hahahaha oh wow.

Ultima_Weapon said:
Really? Hahahaha oh wow.

there are, there genric first persons shooter with near enough the same plot, same chav infested online, same fucking terroists you have to kill etc.

no_fun said:
there are, there genric first persons shooter with near enough the same plot, same chav infested online, same fucking terroists you have to kill etc.

When you said "chav infested", the first thing that came to my mind were cooch crabs and herpes lol.

Ultima_Weapon said:
When you said "chav infested", the first thing that came to my mind were cooch crabs and herpes lol.

I take it your not british

Nope, American. I was born in Mannheim, though. And chavs are typical english street punks, right?

Ultima_Weapon said:
Nope, American. I was born in Mannheim, though. And chavs are typical english street punks, right?

More like thugs but even dumber, I hear thugs in America can kind of speak there own language. this is how a chav speaks on the net "bruvv is u gonna git pissedd wiv mee or wat, i is fuking batterd matess"

Wow. I could piss in the toilet, and that sound would make more sense than chav speak. But I piss excellence, so it makes more sense than most things.

Ultima_Weapon said:
Wow. I could piss in the toilet, and that sound would make more sense than chav speak. But I piss excellence, so it makes more sense than most things.

yeah, aslo when I post those double letters, there not typo, they really thing its cool to write like a retard

pokemon is fun, 10 years ago. all i see now is herpdderp i'm a whale herp derp. most shooters, same to be honest, i rarely find a good shooter today that is worth actually buying, and i love the fps genre. modern warfare and halo are 2 of these shooters today that i just can't stand. halo MAY have been good for it's time, but in today's market it's just a one trick pony, while call of duty is just your bare bones watered down children's over glorified fps.

I like the Call of Duty series, but innovative, competitive, realistic - it's none of those.

Console FPSes, lol.

If you want to play a realistic, intricate and deep FPS, go play some ArmA2.

why do people want realism, I just want fun in a game

no_fun said:
why do people want realism, I just want fun in a game

Well, the guns in the game are real weapons, therefore I shoot you with a .50cal rifle round with stopping power, you should die, always. To those who don't want some kind of realism, you can go play Lego: Indiana Jones.

Ultima_Weapon said:
Well, the guns in the game are real weapons, therefore I shoot you with a .50cal rifle round with stopping power, you should die, always. To those who don't want some kind of realism, you can go play Lego: Indiana Jones.

......that sounded so dumb you know that right, just because I don't care for realism means I like a kids game? I like games that are fun, listening to noob over and over agian from fucking 12 years just because I killed them in a game isn't my idea of fun.

no_fun said:
......that sounded so dumb you know that right, just because I don't care for realism means I like a kids game? I like games that are fun, listening to noob over and over agian from fucking 12 years just because I killed them in a game isn't my idea of fun.

And that's why your Xbox 360 comes with a feature that only lets you hear people on your friends list. Turn it on.

Ultima_Weapon said:
And that's why your Xbox 360 comes with a feature that only lets you hear people on your friends list. Turn it on.

Its still boring, and its ps3

no_fun said:
Its still boring, and its ps3

Oh, a PS3? Well that's the root of your problem right there. PS3 players are notorious for being dumb fags with no skill. If you want to play against actual good people, trade in you Piss Station for a Flex Box.

Ultima_Weapon said:
Oh, a PS3? Well that's the root of your problem right there. PS3 players are notorious for being dumb fags with no skill. If you want to play against actual good people, trade in you Piss Station for a Flex Box.

lol consale fags, its a fucking peice of wire and plastic not a way of life >_>

no_fun said:
lol consale fags, its a fucking peice of wire and plastic not a way of life >_>

Hmm. Gaylo: Reacharound, which was only recently released, made over $200 million in it's FIRST DAY. Avatard didn't even come close. So yes, gaming is a way of life. why do you think that there is a lot of mario and sonic fanart here?

Ultima_Weapon said:
Hmm. Gaylo: Reacharound, which was only recently released, made over $200 million in it's FIRST DAY. Avatard didn't even come close. So yes, gaming is a way of life. why do you think that there is a lot of mario and sonic fanart here?

its still sad

no_fun said:
its still sad

Making hella money is sad? Have you taken vows to abstain from monetary items, sex, and common sense?

Ultima_Weapon said:
Making hella money is sad? Have you taken vows to abstain from monetary items, sex, and common sense?

I mean when people who spended hours a day playing the dam things

It's called fun, which I guess you don't like considereng your name. Video games actually help hand-eye coordination, among other things. People who spend hours a day on the god damn phone, or Facebook are the ones I don't understand.

Ultima_Weapon said:
It's called fun, which I guess you don't like considereng your name. Video games actually help hand-eye coordination, among other things. People who spend hours a day on the god damn phone, or Facebook are the ones I don't understand.

my username comes from a Stooge song, I still think its sad that people get worked up over it so much just because someone doesn't like their shitty game.

Gaming has been serious business since Mortal Kombat came out.

lol console lol

Ultima_Weapon said:
Gaming has been serious business since killer instinct came out.

i found an error in your post so i corrected it

Ultima_Weapon said:
Well, the guns in the game are real weapons, therefore I shoot you with a .50cal rifle round with stopping power, you should die, always. To those who don't want some kind of realism, you can go play Lego: Indiana Jones.

exactly my good person. i love fps, but the ones that strive for "realism" just end up shitting it up, so i play some non realistic shooters like tf2. it's more balanced, it doesn't pretend its realistic( look at the shitty graphics for gods sake) and still receives updates (some worse than others) to this day. the only halfway realistic fps i enjoyed was counter strike. it's still not the best shooter ever, but it's damn close

Ultima_Weapon said:
Hmm. Gaylo: Reacharound, which was only recently released, made over $200 million in it's FIRST DAY

justin beiber makes alot of money too, doesn't make him any good.

banana_milkshake said:
i found an error in your post so i corrected it

exactly my good person. i love fps, but the ones that strive for "realism" just end up shitting it up, so i play some non realistic shooters like tf2. it's more balanced, it doesn't pretend its realistic( look at the shitty graphics for gods sake) and still receives updates (some worse than others) to this day. the only halfway realistic fps i enjoyed was counter strike. it's still not the best shooter ever, but it's damn close

justin beiber makes alot of money too, doesn't make him any good.

No, Killer Instinct only showed us that Sabrewulf was awesome. Killer Instinct was pretty gay, except for Sabrewulf, Glacius, and Fulgore. And Justin Bieber is good, just not good for heterosexuals.

Ultima_Weapon said:
No, Killer Instinct only showed us that Sabrewulf was awesome. Killer Instinct was pretty gay, except for Sabrewulf, Glacius, and Fulgore. And Justin Bieber is good, just not good for heterosexuals.

i play glacius. and justin beiber is not good for any musical sense, maybe if what you mean is that you're gay for him, then that's your thing, but for what he does in a musical sense, no, he's not good.

justin bieber will be a nobody in about a year, talentless litlle shit.

no_fun said:
justin bieber will be a nobody in about a year, talentless litlle shit.

agreed. where the spice girls and backstreet boys now? everytime i tink of justin beiber and other similar shitty bands today, i think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWvkeBr1dM4#t=01m41s

banana_milkshake said:
agreed. where the spice girls and backstreet boys now? everytime i tink of justin beiber and other similar shitty bands today, i think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWvkeBr1dM4#t=01m41s

realy? cos I try and think about good music, like carbon carousel

Well assuming if his balls finally drop, I'd say he will turn out to be another washed up, jonas brother or a hanner montanner, dead beat looser who's failed in life.
But that's just my opinion.

skeeter said:
Well assuming if his balls finally drop, I'd say he will turn out to be another washed up, jonas brother or a hanner montanner, dead beat looser who's failed in life.
But that's just my opinion.

My freind that is a fact not an opinion.

no_fun said:
realy? cos I try and think about good music, like carbon carousel

i don't understand you, are you saying that they're one of the similar shitty bands of today?

no_fun said:
My freind that is a fact not an opinion.

he may not be a dead beat,he may be bringing in cash from people with no musical taste, but he'd still be a disgrace to music

After his balls finally drop, he will be nothing. But hey, he'll have enough saved up to help him through college until he gets a job at macy's.

banana_milkshake said:
i don't understand you, are you saying that they're one of the similar shitty bands of today?he may not be a dead beat,he may be bringing in cash from people with no musical taste, but he'd still be a disgrace to music

No mate, carbon carousel are awesome, I was trying to say that I try and thing of good music when I hear the shit that justin kid comes out with.

no_fun said:
No mate, carbon carousel are awesome, I was trying to say that I try and thing of good music when I hear the shit that justin kid comes out with.

i see what you mean now. i looked them up, their deccent, but the singers voice needs lots of work or the band needs a new singer altogether

You guys should listen to Aftermath, by War of Ages.

Ultima_Weapon said:
You guys should listen to Aftermath, by War of Ages.

instruments are good, the screamo sounds like every other heavy metal band that screams

banana_milkshake said:
instruments are good, the screamo sounds like every other heavy metal band that screams...

...Which sounds good. New episodes of Metalocalypse are coming on the 26th, and you know what that means? Another Dethalbum will be coming out.

Ultima_Weapon said:
...Which sounds good..

... but overused and unoriginal. deathalbum 3 confirmed? "nathan" has a good growl, and it's distinct from the other generic heavy metal singers.

banana_milkshake said:
i see what you mean now. i looked them up, their deccent, but the singers voice needs lots of work or the band needs a new singer altogether

the singer is the only reason there a band, micheal larson does mostly hip hop so he's in a different area of music when he's with carbon carousel, but yeah his singing need inprovement, you can tell he puts a lot of emotion in his music though

no_fun said:
he puts a lot of emotion in his music though

maybe so, but that doesn't make it any better.reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkw4VkfF3kU slash godlikeness ruined by terrible TERRIBLE vocalist

Halo and Modern Warfare killed first person shooters. It's sad how FPSes kept getting better and better when CS 1.6, Quake, Unreal Tournament, etc were coming out. Then recently Halo and CoD became the staple of the FPS genre.

I don't understand how anyone could find those 2 series fun unless it was one of the first first person shooters they have played. Those games are so slow, linear, and simple.

Compare TF2 with the past team fortress games and you'll see how developers just dumb down games for their dumbed down consumers.

The only real FPS series on consoles is Timesplitters. Timesplitters 4 is on hold because the developers know that everyone is brainwashed and is still going retarded over Halo and CoD.

Timeshitters has always been garbage. CoD and Halo didn't kill FPS, they brought more attention to it, and breathed more life into it. Haven't you noticed how Final Fantasy games and other RPGs have gotten worse, as FPS games have gotten better? And the only good Unreal Tournament game was UT2004. I played that game actively longer than any other game. I wish they'd make a revamp of it and let us import old maps and weapons.

banana_milkshake said:
maybe so, but that doesn't make it any better.reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkw4VkfF3kU slash godlikeness ruined by terrible TERRIBLE vocalist

I personal thought his vocie was alright, personal I tink slash is overated but thats just me, I was trying to inplie that he at least puts his heart into what he doesn granted hes better in hip hop but at least he puts his soul into the music he makes, unlike justin bieber, soulja boy, or whatever.

Games in general have gotten worse over the years. Breathed more life into the FPS genre? Yea right. They just sucked the life out of brainless consumers with their advertising. The videogame industry is like the new music industry.

CoD and Halo took over when Battlefield, CS 1.6, Quake, UT, etc series all shit the bed with their awful predecessors that came out around the same time. Developers just rush their shit to get it out and sell as soon as possible.

There isn't one online FPS that compares to the classics. Newer games feel so slow and crowded. CoD players are the worst. They all have nerdgasms over their kill streak unlocks, which is the biggest slap in the face to online FPS games ever.

they changed it now it sucks

no_fun said:
I personal thought his vocie was alright, personal I tink slash is overated but thats just me, I was trying to inplie that he at least puts his heart into what he doesn granted hes better in hip hop but at least he puts his soul into the music he makes, unlike justin bieber, soulja boy, or whatever.

overrated, possibly, but you cannot say he is a bad musician. his voice sounded like a whiney 8 year old girl to me. but you're right, musicions in general must remember that music is about emotion and a clear message, not shitty whiney crap about how your girlfriend dumped you while cashing in.

Ultima_Weapon said:
CoD and Halo didn't kill FPS, they brought more attention to it, and breathed more life into it.

herp derp breathed life, regenerative health is obviosly so pro herpaderp. they ruined alot of aspects of a good fps

what aspects ARE there in a good fps?

1. shoot things

2. ammo conservation

3. cool guns

4. interesting enemy AI

5. lack of jumping puzzles

Halo and CoD are just golden eye clones.

Aurali said:
Halo and CoD are just golden eye clones.

GOLDENEYE IS A DAMN DIRTY DOOM CLONE

shooting things does not equal a good shooter
shooters that require you to move tactifully instead of just standing there and getting shot from all directions like godzilla (lol halo) are good
cool guns do help
a smart ai does help
the reason i hate regenerative health is becuase it promotes camping and recless behavior. why move carefully when you know you can get shot in the face (halo, cod) and hide behind a rock or flimsy riot sheild, which for some reason can actually block bullets, and wait for your wounds to magically heal.

I'm conflicted on the health regen vs. health packs debate.

On the one hand, regenerating health seems to make a shooter feel more "pure" to me (in Halo it actually makes a bit of SENSE as well, as your "health" is called "shields") because you don't have to worry about health, just shot placement/cover.

Tactical movement can be done in any shooter. I don't see why you have such hatred for Halo. I think the single player campaigns are a lot of fun. Halo: Reach returns to the health pack dynamic, if that was what turned you off from the games in the first place.

the movements CAN be done in any game, but being able to "float" for 5 seconds is kinda bullshit. that's not the only reason i don't like halo, the weapons are a bit retarded too. no recoil guns are preposterous, not to mention that they're always accurate, no matter how fast or hard you're moving. and how is regenerative health "pure"? if you got shot in teh face, i'd expect you to either be severely wounded or dead, not for you to go sit in a corner and come back fine and dandy

banana_milkshake said:
and how is regenerative health "pure"?

Because it focuses the player's attention on shot placement and cover use, instead of scurrying around for a health pack. The only shooter where I've really loved the health management system was Call of Cthuhlu: Dark Corners of the Earth, where you have to set broken legs, bandage wounds, suture lacerations, and inject yourself with morphine.

Recoilless guns in Halo are at least explained away with a handwave that the player character is a super solder in high-tech power armor. If I'm not mistaken, Halo: Reach adds recoil and movement bloom.

Regenerating health is stupid. Shoot someone down to 2% health? As long as he hides for 5 seconds he'll be fine. He should have to move and find a health pack, if you ask me.

Movement doesn't even matter in CoD or Halo. When we're talking about tactical movement, we're talking about reacting to getting shot. IE if someone fires a rocket at you in quake, you use your movement to get out of the way of the rocket.

TF2 had the potential to be one of the best FPSes made, but the developers took the path that caters to new players and fanboys. When somebody who is half decent goes into a tf2 pub they get scoffed at for being good, it's pretty embarrassing. People would ragequit all the time when I used to pub: http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2443/cpbadlands0010r.jpg

I was going to try to make a career out of developing games, but then I realized developers don't put any heart into their games anymore. They just put shiny graphics and stupid gimmicks in them.

LebronJames said:
I was going to try to make a career out of developing games, but then I realized developers don't put any heart into their games anymore. They just put shiny graphics and stupid gimmicks in them.

The heart's there, really, even though we aren't making the games we want to make. We'd like to make the games that we think are most fun, unfortunately we need to make the games that make money first. Or else we don't eat. And we get wet every time it rains when people steal our cardboard boxes. And the storeowners shoo us away with their brooms whenever we try to borrow their outside power outlets.

And then when we do make a game we think is fun, there are the pirates telling us we don't deserve to feed ourselves.

It's a hard life. :_( And you'd be surprised how painful it is to get a whisker from a broom in your eye.

health packs are for pansies. cs imo had the best health management- non. you get shot, too fuckign bad, your not going back to 100 hp in a few seconds if you grab a healthpack. maybe you can protect yourself with kevlar and a helmet, but if someone is pumping you full of lead some gauss isnt fixing that in a matter of seconds

Hey look, you guys brought the conversation back to games in general. yay :3

I've already teamed up with some of our users on xbox live (you know who you are). I quickly removed them from my friends list, since I don't typically associate with kids under the age of 15. Protip: if you need to hide your age, avoid using a mic.

HAHAHA you think anyone over 18 still plays xbox?

ippiki_ookami said:
I've already teamed up with some of our users on xbox live (you know who you are). I quickly removed them from my friends list, since I don't typically associate with kids under the age of 15. Protip: if you need to hide your age, avoid using a mic.

What's your Xbox username? I recently changed mine to Wild Mr Fox when I made a new account, I needs some more Xbox furry friends on my console.

banana_milkshake said:
HAHAHA you think anyone over 18 still plays xbox?

Yeah, I know a couple people who still do, and also the videogame industry is one of the largest in the world, so I wouldn't be supprised that some adults do it too.

skeeter said:
What's your Xbox username? I recently changed mine to Wild Mr Fox when I made a new account, I needs some more Xbox furry friends on my console.

RA8ID P3NGUIN

And btw, I don't play Call of duty anymore. After I reached 1st prestige, it got old. I'm down for any form of co-op, though.

Thanks, even though you dont play. I'll send you a friend request the next time I get the chance. Alwayse good ot have friends.

skeeter said:
Yeah, I know a couple people who still do, and also the videogame industry is one of the largest in the world, so I wouldn't be supprised that some adults do it too.

that's exactly why i wouldnt expect people to still be using xbox, it's a pretty bad system all around, if you analyze the system aspect by aspect

Well you've got to take into effect that the Xbox 360 came out months before the PS3, and I could see how some people didnt want to wait or just that they wanted the new Xbox

if it had a year ahead, then that would stand for a better reason for the owner to get tired of it. hell, i just bought a ps3 a few weeks back and i rarely touch that POS

One year ahead = more games, in most cases. They don't necessarily have to be good, it's just more variety.

more crappy games = less reason to buy

*popcorns*

null0100 said:
*popcorns*

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