If the title confused you, welcome to the club.

Apparently Bad-Dragon's shark Audax made an April Fool's forum post in Shark and in best BD manner Dave's response was to throw dildos at it host a contest on who can provide the best translation.

The most hilarious translation has the chance to win $25 Store Credit for the Bad-Dragon store.

(Why is this thread here? Because Audax asked me to write it for them so you'd be able to understand it, and contribute to the hilarity.)

I already have their biggest horsecock model available so I'm good.

Seems like there's only two responses on BD's forums there. And none here.

Hardly anyone is... biting. HAR HAR :V

I know... figured more people liked free money :(

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
I know... figured more people liked free money :(

not if they have to work for it
and coming up with stuff is HARD WORK

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
I know... figured more people liked free money :(

Even then, it isn't enough :/ Free money is always good, though. Not complaining on that

I don't have where to store it, either... or an account there for that matter, soooo... yeh

I think more people would have participated if the price was one out of three dildos offered.

I might be able to come up with something after exams this week. I'm prone to getting random spurs of motivation in the middle of the night when I can't sleep anyways, so I might as well throw it at this. :V

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
I know... figured more people liked free money :(

Yeah, just gonna echo what other here are saying. Not to sound terribly ungrateful about the prospect of free money, but... at least in my case 25 Bad Dragon Dildollars™ isn't terribly useful. The time and creativity it would take most people to come up with something consistently humorous is a bit of a deterrent. Especially if you're competing for the prize and only one person gets anything at all.

In all honesty, I might have taken a stab at it had there been runner-up prizes and/or the first place prize were larger (enough to get a bog-standard small toy, or so), but I realize that's a bit much to offer for a spur of the moment contest like this. Sorry, dude. :(

Peekaboo said:
I think more people would have participated if the price was one out of three dildos offered.

YES, excatly.

If the prizes were bigger(literally), more people would participate.