Topic: *POOF* you are now your avatars character, what do you do first

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my first one is to try sucking myself off since id finally be flexible enough then after that prolly walk around strutin my stuff in public

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Hmmm. I'd either be glad you got the right add-ons, or my apparently unrotting body would be on the ground long enough to count as decoration.

(I am a bit surprised no one else pulled the "haha funny zero pictured user img" deal yet)

Relish in the fact that I am now a snake goblin version of my favourite Shane Frost character.

Then be horrified as it probably means I am about to get probed and ripped apart at some facility somewhere.

haha, flamethrower go fwoosh

if we don't have to be in the same scene as the pic.... Come on, you know the answer.

neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

>Holy-

>Yo Soy Luigi Mamma Mia

> *Continues living as normal*

Have fun at the beach!

And make tons upon tons of money letting a significant number of people live out their fantasies of fucking Tails. 😂

do the usual electronic and internet stuff, feel the scales sometimes

Possibly destroy the solar system by mistake. Takes a lot of concentration for a black hole to not black hole everything, especially one this massive.

Assuming I *did* magically have the level of control she could only get by eons of experience, though? Talk here! There are PEOPLE here! From back when "people" were still a THING! Why pass up that chance to communicate after quinquavigintillions of years all alone? HI, PEOPLE! :D

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yetanotheraiuser said:
I'll look in the mirror and see every part of dragon body. To congrats yourself with new dragon body I will go to nature and masturbate like that https://e621.net/posts/4945362

While it would feel weird to masturbate in someone elses's body, gotta do everything you can think off in case the transformation wears off.

cadynn said:
While it would feel weird to masturbate in someone elses's body

I gues that I will like my new dragon body too much, so it’s inevitably.

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Figure out how to do things with these friggin' quills. Shelly's had classic cartoon logic for her entire life to be able to do things like "sit in chairs", it would probably take some getting used to for me.

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funeralopolite said:
This is friggin' awesome, mate. Cheers to your wits 🍻

Jk, I hit everyone in this thread with a bat.

*BONK*

Whatever the hell the goo wants, which is probably spread and convert others

Either place my curse of misery on you or just straight-up try to drown you in paint. Anything to wipe that mocking smile off your face forever.

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Give every horse, bull and zebra in this forum the best tit fuck of their lives.

Don't judge me.

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50:50 I either check what is the situation in my pants, or I go break something with antlers. Both will happen, but in which order depends on my mood.

1. Rejoice in newfound magicky floof and functional immortality (can't kill me unless you kill my conveniently absent summoner!)
2. Despair at apparent loss of genitalia
3. Rejoice at loss of refractory period, and crotch still being an erogenous zone
4. Continue with life as normal

Aw gall... firstlike I gotta zip this durn thing up before someone sees it. But! Then I can try out that rolly-rolly thing us two-banded armadillas can do. Looks dang fun, yannow?

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