Topic: Whats the weirdest thing you jerked off to

JoelBlackburn said:
But you of course don't give a shit about your members just like the admins on 4chan and for that I'm not going to stay on this shithole anymore

Or give a shit about the thousands of people who died in 9/11

JoelBlackburn said:
Or give a shit about the thousands of people who died in 9/11

Fucking scumbag

What the... he didn't even mention MLP and you go off on this overly long rant about nazi mods trying to rid the site of bronies? Did you remember to take your pills today? :/

Also, punctuation. Use it. I can barely read what you're trying to say.

I somehow agree on the takedown of the 9/11 attack "remake". It may just be a joke but it is disrespectful to the victims of the attack and is already generating a lot of negativity.

But disrespecting an admin is a big nono.

I'm convinced that this guy is screwing with us.

JoelBlackburn said:
Some who were paying attention with a certain amount of sense already know why these kinds of comments are stupid but for those who arent listening here are the reasons why-

1) Nearly all of these are misinformations and are based on a small quantity of the whole brony or whatever population.

2) A vast majority wants to shut them all up because the fanbase is just so massive that it seems like they all are shoving it in your face, the reality is some actually do this (not a whole lot) and most that seem like they are are just sending out a friendly reminder/invitation once. those that only send a friendly reminder/invitation once are thought to be big mouthed because so many are doing it at one time, it isnt intentional in most cases to "Shove their fanbase down your throat" so just keep a tolerant and open mind.

3) They really aren't two different fandoms, they have what? 6 differences? the only problem is that stereotypes shoot off their mouths like they know everything.

4) Really if your still trying to get bronies to disappear why not try to stop a waterfall alone with your bare hands and no tools, it would be more efficient. Human brains make humans naturally hard headed so the more you put them down, tho more they grow and retaliate.

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Feel free to use my comments for educational use and do not forget to credit me. I don't take either side because a vast majority of you people are just idiots that dont listen...but if your one of the few who will take into account what I've said and/or typed, congradulations! You are now better than those who hate on bronies and such.

I'm talking about literal horses, not bronies.
People getting trampled to death by a horse has been and is still a very real reason for people to die.
And I'm going to take any bet that 'death by horse' has many more victims than 'death by 3rd party planecrash', with or without MrHands.

Also, it's not just me who isn't going to delete that image, but the entire administration, we believe in artistic freedom and that includes that we also allow stuff we personally disagree with or find abhorrent.

You can't just cherry pick stuff you like, either you take the entire package or nothing, and we take the entire package.

JoelBlackburn said:
Take into account what I've said here and for your information I'm one of the less nicer bronies you probably shouldn't be fucking with

And just like that you lost your entire argumentation, well done.

JoelBlackburn said:
Fucking scumbag

That will be quite enough of that.

We respect and appreciate artistic creativity here. It is likely that there are some social lines that are crossed, and some people find imagery offensive. That is why we have the blacklist.

It is actually against the rules to complain about not liking a post without blacklisting it, as well as being offensive in commentary. That is the difference between artistic expression (munkel's avatar) and being insensitive (your recent commentary).

Please be civil from this point forward.

That was interesting...

Well, 2 years old or not I might as well throw in mine while I'm here.

For about two weeks or so I had an insatiable urge for Yoshi. Anything Yoshi just got me massively horny including the games. Never even liked dinosaurs or anything like it until then, and I haven't since either. I've definitely had weirder, but this one probably confused me the most because it came (hue) and went so fast.

Oh, and I'm still generally baffled that I ever managed to masturbate to scrambled porn.

parasprite said:
That was interesting...

Well, 2 years old or not I might as well throw in mine while I'm here.

For about two weeks or so I had an insatiable urge for Yoshi. Anything Yoshi just got me massively horny including the games. Never even liked dinosaurs or anything like it until then, and I haven't since either. I've definitely had weirder, but this one probably confused me the most because it came (hue) and went so fast.

Oh, and I'm still generally baffled that I ever managed to masturbate to scrambled porn.

I am sorry but your post made me laugh ^^,
As for me I never jerked off to something really weird, well... furry porn but I guess here it's a standard :D

Yyunko said:
As for me I never jerked off to something really weird, well... furry porn

Sounds creepy.

Where can I find some?

Durandal said:
Sounds creepy.

Where can I find some?

There's this website, called Monosodium glutamate or something, where you can find tons. Problem is that everyone who hangs our there is a weirdo

Durandal said:
Sounds creepy.

Where can I find some?

I've heard there's this crazy site...e-six...e-something-or-other. I've heard it's got loads of them. But be careful, they say it's addictive.

Tokaido said:
There's this website, called Monosodium glutamate or something, where you can find tons. Problem is that everyone who hangs our there is a weirdo

furrypickle said:
I've heard there's this crazy site...e-six...e-something-or-other. I've heard it's got loads of them. But be careful, they say it's addictive.

I'm lost.

Durandal said:
I'm lost.]

I don't understand russian, but russian rap is kweellll

Yyunko said:
I don't understand russian, but russian rap is kweellll

Did you see what I saw at 0:03?

Durandal said:
Did you see what I saw at 0:03?

aw I didn't even see they put the e621 logo :p

post #175007 and male greyhounds

Let's get all this drama out of the way and have a pleasant discussion on our interests, yes? This isn't a foreign topic to talk about, anyway.

Hm.. weirdest thing I jerked off to? Damn, I have so many fucked up fetishes and kinks I don't even know what could be considered "weird". I guess I could say... food fetishism? It's not anything repulsive or something someone could find detestable (unless you have an aversion to food and/or eating) but it could be considered odd since eating and food is part of daily living - It's innocent.

Started fapping to 2 girls 1 cup after I found out it was fake.
nobutreally

Anything with nice, sizable breasts.
oyea

Cub shit,when I was gay.

4channyGranny said:
Cub shit,when I was gay.

I mean literally gay.

The cheese grater picture. I just wanted to see if I could...

I jerk off to "needle play" sometimes. Nothing else I've viewed has really been as weird and confusing as watching a guy get a long needle plunged through his dick head or a girl getting her labia and clit skewered.

Hmm...bit of a necro I'd say.

But I might as well contribute too,

I once jerk off to a image of..myself, yes gay selfcest. Ain't no person hotter than me in this world.

Compared to what I was regularly fappin too it Was quite the weird. However it's pretty tame compared to what I'm beating off to these days.

TheHuskyK9's profile pic

*shame*

alirezatm said:
TheHuskyK9's avatar

*shame*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUYKSWQmkrg

Anthro Dinosaurs.

It was what started my love for anything with scales. I think I might have a snout fetish, too...

alirezatm said:
TheHuskyK9's profile pic

*shame*

cool necro, nerd

post #214458

Mutisija said:
cool necro, nerd

I wanted to make this topic, cheerleader
But I'm too shy, cheerleader
Plus it's very bizarre to make a topic of "Hi, I fapped with Husky's pic", cheerleader.
Got it, cheerleader??

alirezatm said:
I wanted to make this topic, cheerleader
But I'm too shy, cheerleader
Plus it's very bizarre to make a topic of "Hi, I fapped with Husky's pic", cheerleader.
Got it, cheerleader??

So let's just...

alirezatm said:
I wanted to make this topic, cheerleader
But I'm too shy, cheerleader
Plus it's very bizarre to make a topic of "Hi, I fapped with Husky's pic", cheerleader.
Got it, cheerleader??

tbh i dont really think that you need to announce that you jerked off to someone's profile pic in the first place, let alone necro 8 months old thread to do it.

itsapainfulworld said:
I'm in a place I never thought existed. One with other people that I that I have things in common with. Praise the Internet!

Same.

DeepDragonLover said:
Same.

U fooking wot m8

Rustyy said:
U fooking wot m8

I don't know. Do I?

DeepDragonLover said:
I don't know. Do I?

You won me in advanced shitposting sir

alirezatm said:
You won me in advanced shitposting sir

Booyah!

Not having a penis to jerk off with changes my perspective a little.

I would say the weirdest thing I masturbated to was when I was around 13 I watched Bram Stoker's Dracula on DVD one night when my parents were gone. When it got to the scene with the werewolf doing the chick in the graveyard I totally went for it...must have rewound and played that scene back twenty times.

Pasiphaë said:
...when I was around 13 I watched Bram Stoker's Dracula...

That reminded me of something. When I was around 16, the scene in An American Werewolf in Paris where the main protagonist transforms into a werewolf and eats the heart of the main antagonist--a werewolf in human form--really turned me on all of a sudden. I liked the power fantasy played out in that scene and the (naked) werewolf's musculature, not to mention that was the main cathartic moment of the movie. I managed to turn that feeling and material into something usable later. What's more, I know now that kind of stimulus will turn me off 98% of the time, so that was a major exception. Very strange.

I genuinely can't think of anything that odd that I've fapped to.

On the other hand, I've never fapped to a human before.

I think that's the best I'm going to manage here. Besides the being a zoophile thing, I'm relatively vanilla. So I can't really say anything to odd I've fapped to, only things which it is odd that I haven't fapped to.

Clawdragons said:
On the other hand, I've never fapped to a human before.

Me either, but I'm not a zoophile.

The strangest thing I've fapped to? It would have to be Xenololi Futanari Slaanesh-tier vore. in other words, /d/.

I know this thread is old as hell, but Ive been waiting to answer such a question... The weirdest thing I have ever jerked off to is, mining in pavlov vr.
Nothing lewd about it. I just said fuck it, 10 pumps for each rock mined, lasted till 120 pumps.

This thread is a finely preserved cum sock. Or rather was.

the_shady_zeraora said:
I know this thread is old as hell, but Ive been waiting to answer such a question... The weirdest thing I have ever jerked off to is, mining in pavlov vr.
Nothing lewd about it. I just said fuck it, 10 pumps for each rock mined, lasted till 120 pumps.

How far back did you have to go to find this thread, omg