@NotMeNotYou: The lack of account deletion requires me to do this. ban this account permanently by September or I will go on a spamming spree on all the latest posts to force the hand of an admin

@Die_Krahe: Or you can just abandon your account and use the other two you have. You aren't required to do anything. Also, don't threaten anyone.

@jfdjsgkrahhlfsdlavn: Or you behave like an adult and do it yourself: Change your email here (random keyboard mashing but must have the @ and . in the right places to look legit) and password here. Then log out.