I opened a can of condensed sweetened milk expecting milk what I got instead was thick gooey jizz.

Doomguy666 said:
I opened a can of condensed sweetened milk expecting milk what I got instead was thick gooey jizz.

Put a spoonful of that stuff into your iced coffee. You'll thank me later.

@Doomguy666: From your description, sounds like the stuff they put on Cinnabons, which also is just warm jizz.