so, I've got this old audio cassette knocking around somewhere, got it from a school rummage sale when I was like five. it was supposed to go with a set of slide projector slides, but if we had asked either someone already purchased those before us or they just got lost or something, in whatever case, we never got those. I just had this weird old cassette with a guy talking about photographs of bugs that I'd never be able to look at.
now this probably wouldn't be the sort of, like, borderline foundational memory if it weren't for the description of two back-to-back slides:
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*ding*
*tk-shh-t'kk*
Here's a picture of grasshopper chweing on a blade of grass.
*ding*
*tk-shhh-t'kk*
Here's a picture of a robber fly chewing on a grasshopper.
*ding*
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