so anyway, I got an ad for TikTok ad the other day:

camera view is level with a table. it's black and smooth.

a dog stands almost perfectly still, profile to the camera. its body, legs, and tail are visible. its head is just out of frame.

behind the dog there is a bit of negative space where the blank white wall can be seen clearly. this part of the frame is not empty for long, however, as gloved hands come into view.

as the rubber-clad appendages continue to approach the animal; a woman's voice:
"Today I'm going to show you what to do to pop your dog's anal glands."

I have never closed out of a video faster in my entire life.