I woke in bed not feeling well
The meal I had was a big tell

Salmonella, I thought I got
But my sore throat suggest it's not

Paranoid, I look for signs
Not the 'rona, it's more benign

Sigh of relief I did enjoy
Coughs and sneezes does still annoy

Now I'm better, though not perfect
My whole windpipe feels like a wreck

I wrote this blip, updates in it
This whole thing took 40 minutes