@KynikossDragonn: oh boy, oh boy. The blips is definitely not the place for that not do I even think I'd have the room or the time to type it all out, especially not all in one go.

If you are truly curious, DM me or something. It might take me a bit to reply though cause if I have to get into it ALL, I will probably need to draft the response separately over a bit of time and then get it to you.