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SCP-2703-1 is an avian character from the mythos of the SCP Foundation website. Her debut story, SCP-2703 — For a Good Time Call, was posted in 2014 by a writer known as Tagliafierro.

SCP-2703-1 is a tripedal, digitigrade, female avian standing 1.77m (5.8 ft) tall. She is a chimera that is primarily reminiscent of the Eurasian eagle-owl (Bubo bubo), with secondary features of a third leg, elongated caprine horns, leporine ears, and five tentacles sprouting from her back. These tentacles are all prehensile; individually colored (red, pink, yellow, blue, and green); contain high levels of serotonin and dopamine; and are consumable by humans, as she will offer others to take a bite from them.

SCP-2703-1 is summoned by people who have found and dialed the phone number listed on SCP-2703, teleporting from an alternate universe (according to the writer, she originates from "Hindler"; designated SCP-1827-1) where she is a noble bearing the titles of "Countess of Folas", "Duchess of Fatyma", and "Marquisette of Dispria". True to SCP-2703's message, SCP-2703-1 will appear within two to five hours after dialing and provide companionship to the caller for the purposes of having "a good time," teleporting to them to a theater, restaurant, or pubs of her caller's choosing.

Personality wise, SCP-2703-1 is a timid and polite person that seeks to please her companions (so long as they are not rude to her). She prefers to communicate via singing in mezzo-soprano, even singing an operatic song of gratitude for her companion prior to her departure, but will refrain from song or outright leave if asked to. When she converses with her companions, she speaks fluently in their native language, and responds to any given name they choose to refer to her by. She covers all fees for her meetings, and specifically for meetings at restaurants or pubs, she often orders raw meats such as tuna or felines.

SCP-2703-1, along with her advertisements, are classified as a Euclid-class entity by the SCP Foundation. Following an experiment where her appearance terrified a male D-Class personnel, she left and entered a depressive episode; as of current, she no longer responds to any male callers and SCP-2703 exclusively manifests in women's public restrooms.

External Links

• SCP Foundation Wikidot
• SCP-2703 — For a Good Time Call