The "Crit-a-Cola":https/wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Crit-a-Cola is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Scout from Team Fortress 2. It is a canned soda with a purple label, manufactured by the Bonk! company. Upon activating it, the user is granted with 8 seconds of mini-crits on any weapon equipped, while also being Marked for Death for five seconds after attacking whilst under the effects of the Crit-a-Cola.

Using the Crit-a-Cola activates a 1.2s taunt where the player is forced into third person view and is unable to move/attack while the Scout takes a sip of the drink. To use the weapon again, the player must wait a 22 second recharge or use a Resupply Locker to instantly regain a soda can.

Upon inspecting the label, it is seen that the soda's ingredients are "Water, Radiation and Sugar".