SCP-1293, aka, Squeedle Deedle Dee! is a Euclid-class object. They are a species of creatures that resemble humans wearing silly costumes covering the upper portion of there torsos. SCP-1293 comes in three variants -A, -B, -C.

SCP-1293-A instances are female. They are social and capable of communicating in American English with a male's voice, but do so in a nonsensical and childish fashion. Periodically SCP-1293-A will go into heat, and must be impregnated via devouring a crayon drawing of a humanoid figure drawn by a child between the ages of 4-12 years old without any influence from an adult outside the aforementioned age range.

SCP-1293-B instances are male. They are antisocial and incapable of speech, but can communicate with each other via some form of telepathy. Once every 45 days SCP-1293-B will perform a Terpsichore Event, which is some kind of well coordinated dance choreography ranging from the Russian Ballet La Bayadère, to traditional Filipino tinikling, to the dance choreography from the music video Single Ladies by Beyoncé without music.

SCP-1293-C are the results of failure to properly impregnate SCP-1293-A. They differ from SCP-1293-A and -B in that they generally possess large teeth, multiple arms, prehensile tongues, and elongated talons. They are openly hostile towards human life and must usually be terminated upon manifesting.