"Hey, I got yo pie right here!"

"Get outta my freakin' flowers."

Cariel

"Go to your fuckin' room my child"

"You ate my waffles."

"you want to go out there? then prove you got what it takes jackass!"

"Hey yo, my child you gonna pull that switch or something?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."

"I want to be named Spaghetti."

This may very well be the greatest "not porn" image of Toriel I have ever seen.

"Hey Fryman, how about you break my heart or something."

Sit and spin.

Anything this is lacking the comments make up for by leaps.

"Tonight you will get your heart ripped out. That doesn't sound right now does it?"

dkbdn365 said:
"Hey, I got yo pie right here!"

Read that in a Brooklynn accent for some reason x.x;

all these comments lol

"Who da hell knocked the friggin' candy bowl over!?"

"Why you goin' down in the basement, jackass?"

"Seriously, quit goin' down there, my frickin' child!"

"I'm seriously not digging this, uh, game you're playin'!"

Let's make this the most upvoted image of the day guys.

"The fuck you mean you dont Like pie"

"What happened to my friggin' car!"

Go the fuck upstairs

>tfw goatmom sees your search and downloads history.

This brings a whole new definition to Hand Banana

"Tonight. You."

>When your dad finds your fur stash

THAT FACE WHAT THE FUCK I would make that face

"yoo little man, we reading snail facts or WHAT?"

YEAH, TONIGHT!

pyro>medic said:
"What happened to my friggin' car!"

I logged in just to upvote this.

You gave me quite the giggle!

After meeting Sans and papyrus.

"Yo frisk man! Who's yer dead friends? Cuz they're Freakin' Dead!"

This kills the sides

This may be the best thing since sliced bread.

I laughed so hard that I didn't realize I knocked my laptop off of my lap until I stopped.

"My pie's flavor is none of your friggin business."

"Yo, You like buttah Scotch? Or Cinnamon? Fuck it, doesn't mattah. They got both!"

"It comes in two flavas; buttabitch-slap and cinna-what-did-you-say-to-me!?"

I LOVE the comments here.

"Oh god, go to your fuckin' room you little shit child!"
I did it wrong yay.

-_- "Am I gettin' sas from you!?"
O-O

I ain't yo wife,go make ur sandwich urself.

"Dreemurr, what the fuck did I just say about calling me Tori?"

"I'll be home this Christmas...
passed out on the floor.
Uh oh, there's a real good chance
Frisk took my pants!
Cuz I saw him floggin' his nob
in my sock drawer...

Christmas Eve will find me...
reading about snails
and writing bad puns
for the weird skeleton outside
cuz my pleas to stay
always fail."

"Floweyman, dose ain't dandelions or whatever it is you think ya standin' in. Those are my frickin' azalea bushes. An' you got maybe five seconds to haul ass outta here. And before ya ask, no, I ain't usin' no cheap fire magic. Dis here is a shotgun. The humans use it for, um... for death. Now git lost."

Player: *dies*

G A M E O V E R

What happened to my friggin' child?!

dkbdn365 said:
"Hey, I got yo pie right here!"

antidev said:
"Get outta my freakin' flowers."

Dragon_Mizu said:
"Go to your fuckin' room my child"

Twinke said:
"You ate my waffles."

Courier said:
"you want to go out there? then prove you got what it takes jackass!"

Klip said:
"Hey yo, my child you gonna pull that switch or something?"

DeltaFlame said:
"It don't matter. None of this matters."

GloveBoxofDoom said:
"I want to be named Spaghetti."

Tarrock said:
"Hey Fryman, how about you break my heart or something."

deluxe-derpatron said:
"Tonight you will get your heart ripped out. That doesn't sound right now does it?"

Grains said:
"Who da hell knocked the friggin' candy bowl over!?"

K4RN4GE911 said:
"Why you goin' down in the basement, jackass?"

"Seriously, quit goin' down there, my frickin' child!"

"I'm seriously not digging this, uh, game you're playin'!"

klffighter said:
"The fuck you mean you dont Like pie"

pyro>medic said:
"What happened to my friggin' car!"

AnthemOfTheSnu said:
"yoo little man, we reading snail facts or WHAT?"

Impkitty said:
After meeting Sans and papyrus.

"Yo frisk man! Who's yer dead friends? Cuz they're Freakin' Dead!"

Koei-kun said:
"My pie's flavor is none of your friggin business."

DiamondWing said:
"Yo, You like buttah Scotch? Or Cinnamon? Fuck it, doesn't mattah. They got both!"

RhoXVII said:
"It comes in two flavas; buttabitch-slap and cinna-what-did-you-say-to-me!?"

CrimsonCats said:
-_- "Am I gettin' sas from you!?"
O-O

LordQuesadilla said:
"Dreemurr, what the fuck did I just say about calling me Tori?"

Damn 10 +1s an hour cap... XD

This is hands down the greatest comment section on this site. And I've never even played Undertale/don't get the jokes in relation to the game. .-.

dkbdn365 said:
"Hey, I got yo pie right here!"

antidev said:
"Get outta my freakin' flowers."

Dragon_Mizu said:
"Go to your fuckin' room my child"

Courier said:
"you want to go out there? then prove you got what it takes jackass!"

thsi was already funny alone but these comments made me laugh so hard i woke up my dog and gf

^@Everyone making jokes in the comments above:

Me:

YOU! YES, I'M TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!!

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

NOBODY authorized any of you to start that launch!!

Everyone: Launch...? What? What's he talking about...? What're you talking about...?

Me: I'm talking about my sides.

*Sans face*

...YOU'VE SENT THEM INTO ORBIT.

*rimshot*

Starman said:
This is hands down the greatest comment section on this site. And I've never even played Undertale/don't get the jokes in relation to the game. .-.

Because the jokes have no relation to the game in particular, it's jokes involving that it's Toriel drawn in a similar fashion to Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force on Adult Swim, so they gave it his sort of style of talking

If it wasn't obvious by the tags

Deathreus said:
Because the jokes have no relation to the game in particular, it's jokes involving that it's Toriel drawn in a similar fashion to Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force on Adult Swim, so they gave it his sort of style of talking

If it wasn't obvious by the tags

Oh I know. I Meant the Undertale jokes (My child, spaghetti, etc...). Because I've never played Undertale.

Noice avatar btw.

The_Masked_Newfag said:
^@Everyone making jokes in the comments above:

Me:

YOU! YES, I'M TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!!

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

NOBODY authorized any of you to start that launch!!

Everyone: Launch...? What? What's he talking about...? What're you talking about...?

Me: I'm talking about my sides.

*Sans face*

...YOU'VE SENT THEM INTO ORBIT.

*rimshot*

*downvotes*

...Screw you guys, that was funny.

"Are you in my friggin' socks!?"

So, you comin' or stayin' or what?

"Child, you'd better be friggin' careful put there, or I'll kill you myself."

Now if only Frisk was drawn as Shake

*Human leaves*
"Haha! It's gonna be a NEW ERA! Of loneliness... oh god."

When you try to leave the ruins

"Yo', you wanna be filled with determination or what?"

"Okay, got some pie, got a computah, time to look up some snail facts, wait... where did my friggin child run off to!?"

"yo asgore, the fuck did you do with those souls?"

They took a kidney

ngl, this is perhaps the most funniest comment section I ever read on the entire site. xD

dkbdn365 said:
"Hey, I got yo pie right here!"

big momma not happy...

Comments like these are why I randomly check old posts

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