Well would you look at that...

"use the left stick to position, the A button to insert, use B to thrust, and finally the X and Y buttons to control thrust speed"

Straight up omochao porn is rare round these parts.

"Artificial insemination? You'd have to be pretty desperate to do it with a robot."
*whisper whisper*
"I knew that!"

The things you shouldn't do with Omochao.

FUCK YOU OMOCHAO!!!! There, I said it.

Just....fuck it