This is why I played the Clarinet one single time in Highschool.

NEVER AGAIN.

.....I still have trouble pooping... ;-;

So...if you toot an ocarina you lose your flute and then a princess uses a strap-on to plug your pooper? I think a few folks around here wouldn't mind at all.

Da faq? (tilts head)

How rude. Why would you go all that way to give Link a pussy and then not fuck it? You could have pegged him when he was still a guy, you know!