Lucario is trying to learn High Jump Kick, but Lucario has 4 moves.

Delete a move and give him a fucking jockstrap so he doesn't kick himself in the balls to learn High Jump Kick?

Yes / No

Machoke used low kick! It's super effective! Lucario fainted.

Later...

Daycare lady: unfortunately it looks like your lucario won't be able to breed.

He learned Aura sphere too early.

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

The song Big Balls comes to mind.

lookyloo said:
Lucario is trying to learn High Jump Kick, but Lucario has 4 moves.

Delete a move and give him a fucking jockstrap so he doesn't kick himself in the balls to learn High Jump Kick?

Yes / No

TheDimLamp said:

Fun facts!

I get erections from geeking out suuuuper hard over a videogame and it's "Lore"!

Well, it may be true that it can't learn High-Jump Kick, but then again it can't actually grow genitalia that big either. Sooooo, let's just call it a who gives a violinists' tampon over trivia so mundane and just, wholly unimportant?

TheDimLamp said:

Fun facts!

High jump kick is described as a flying knee strike. It is not actually a jump kick. The actual move it is trying to be is a Flying side kick, because a jump kick is stationary, unlike the flying kick, and a Flying sidekick is the most difficult to recover from, due to the placement of your feet and where the momentum goes when you reach the ground. Also, it has crash damage like a Flying kick would if you miss and hit something else, but the attack is obviously a Flying Knee Strike, which if you tried it, you wouldn't crash because you could land safely. Take a look. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/High_Jump_Kick_%28move%29 Also, a lucario can't learn high jump kick.

That was rather interesting, have my internets

lookyloo said:
who gives a violinists' tampon

Congratulations on apparently being the first person to write that on the internet.

TheDimLamp said:

Fun facts!

High jump kick is described as a flying knee strike. It is not actually a jump kick. The actual move it is trying to be is a Flying side kick, because a jump kick is stationary, unlike the flying kick, and a Flying sidekick is the most difficult to recover from, due to the placement of your feet and where the momentum goes when you reach the ground. Also, it has crash damage like a Flying kick would if you miss and hit something else, but the attack is obviously a Flying Knee Strike, which if you tried it, you wouldn't crash because you could land safely. Take a look. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/High_Jump_Kick_%28move%29 Also, a lucario can't learn high jump kick.

Wow. I never knew that.

TheDimLamp said:

Fun facts!

High jump kick is described as a flying knee strike. It is not actually a jump kick. The actual move it is trying to be is a Flying side kick, because a jump kick is stationary, unlike the flying kick, and a Flying sidekick is the most difficult to recover from, due to the placement of your feet and where the momentum goes when you reach the ground. Also, it has crash damage like a Flying kick would if you miss and hit something else, but the attack is obviously a Flying Knee Strike, which if you tried it, you wouldn't crash because you could land safely. Take a look. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/High_Jump_Kick_%28move%29 Also, a lucario can't learn high jump kick.

• Tobihizageri, by that name, is an attack in several real martial arts, which may be why it was originally the signature move of Hitmonlee. I suspect Captain Falcon's famous knee attack is based on it because the two look very similar.
• Due to a cartoonish exaggeration of momentum and force, i.e. in Pokemon the knee strike is a launched attack, tobihizageri could plausibly cause a "crash" if missed or, more accurately to Pokemon, amateurishly flubbed. For instance, Lopunny, who can get "Clumsy" as a gimmick trait, gets High Jump Kick by level-up.
• The tobihizageri kicks up the heel of the same leg whose knee is thrust forward to produce a sharper strike. Balls of that size would easily get in the way of both thigh and heel
• Riolu can learn High Jump Kick / Tobihizageri as an Egg Move. This will of course not produce a "four-move limit" notification.