*pets* second

*pets* third PRAISE THE SUN!

*pets* fourth! Cause fluffy

*pets* cause ..... Broccoli.

*pets* Cause..of tits..

*pets* cause i like to live dangerously.

*pets* because this is apparently a thing

Nope, ain't gonna pet no stroke junkie.

*doesn't pet* because it's too mainstream :p

*pets* because it was 75% off on Steam.

*Falcon Punches* because reasons

*pets* cause I can

GarethGobulcoque said:
*pets* because it was 75% off on Steam.

*pets* because the sale jumped to 83% off the next day on Steam.

Fluffy777 said:
*pets* because the sale jumped to 83% off the next day on Steam.

*Pets* Because the voices told me to...

*pets* i got a blue eyes white dragon jet, your crazy look is invalid!

*gets kanaya to cut it in half*
eridan is already half the man he was, this thing can join him

*pets* because YOLO

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

*Thinks for a minute before petting*

*pats because petting is overrated*

ippiki_ookami said:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

*Pets again because he just burned three meter on a super that whiffed*

No pets for you

*picks up and takes to the vet* Those eyes need some serious medical attention hon, let's have you looked at.

*eats* not bad

Idosay said:
*eats* not bad

I thought we agreed we'd stop doing that

Lreink said:
I will buy anything as long as it's on steam and on sale

I'll admit I'd buy an ass-beating if it came bundled with the Fallout series. Hell, if you pre-order Bloodborne, the ass-beating is complimentary.

GarethGobulcoque said:
*pets* because it was 75% off on Steam.

*buys surgeon simulator* it's catching dust in my library while I'm catching props in Garry's Mod

*pets backwards* i think i provoked him

HomoRhydon said:
*pets backwards* i think i provoked him

*repets backwards* i may have provoked him too...

Fluffy777 said:
*repets backwards* i may have provoked him too...

Oh ok. HE DID IT, NOT ME!

HomoRhydon said:
Oh ok. HE DID IT, NOT ME!

*Repets the repet backwards* pet-paradox!

and how does this not have the "Lol_Comments" tag yet?!

*pets* Because peer pressure.

*Thinks about petting him but then notices that he is red all over from to much petting and walks away*

Fluffy777 said:
*pets* because the sale jumped to 83% off the next day on Steam.

*pets* because I uncased it.

Lreink said:
*pets* cause I too like to live dangerously.

*pets* because this finally got the "lol_comments" tag

ippiki_ookami said:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I meant to up vote, my bad.

*pets but accidently cuts him in half*
*walks away slowly....*

*pets* because I don't care about threat.

Fuck the police. I'm petting him.

*Pets* because your annoyed by it.

*pets* My arm!

*pets* because Im a year late to this party and wanted in

2 years later, and we have a total of 27 pettings to date.

*pets TWICE for originality*

... Make that 29.

pewdiecrustlesspie said:
2 years later, and we have a total of 27 pettings to date.

*pets TWICE for originality*

... Make that 29.

... make that 1000 pets. so I pet it 971 more times.

After almost 4 years of neglect...

*pets once to remove layer of dust*