Don't buttsex me until after my morning coffee.

This image, is awesome.

I know how he feels. I have to wait at least 3 hours after I wake up until I'm in the mood. Otherwise I'd just be all groggy and I might have a headache and it is just an all round bad experience.

Cup of fuck.

Psh! It's never too early for yiffy shit! c:

thekinetic said:
*pounces on him* It's never too early!!! *fondles ears* Hehehe!

Stupid morning person.

IguanasAreCool said:
Cup of fuck.

post #430528

My morning. Every morning.

I guess you guys don't have a body pillow
I feel really bad for you

The yiffing never rests. .w.

I want that cup lol.

I love how whenever I start tagging I go overboard and double the tag length :s
Sarcasm, of course.

that's what they all say

VividNorth said:
I love how whenever I start tagging I go overboard and double the tag length :s
Sarcasm, of course.

ALL THE TAGS!

Thyne said:
If its one of those "Dakimakura" pillows then we are feeling bad for you. Because frankly those things are kinda pathetic.

Plain pillow, m8

me on a Monday Wednesday and Friday.

~~DracoDrained~~ said:
Psh! It's never too early for yiffy shit! c:

My thoughts exactly!

lol cup of fuck

IguanasAreCool said:
Cup of fuck.

Shouldn't it be empty then?

Fuck no it isn't there is always time for yiff!

Also how about a nice big cup of cut the shit!!!

OH FUCK HELL NO. ITS NEVER TOO EARLY. YOU HAVE FANS.

Amen, brother.

what a large face

To early for the yiffy shit. So his cup says fuckoff xD

He got the Iggy eyebrows

Uuuuugghhh
I totally understand,
When your eyes are open and your body is having a cup of coffee,
But your still in your bed sleeping.

Nevermind that every other image of him qualifies as gay furry porn...

He's saying that he won't make more fap material til he gets his coffee drank

"It's five o clock somewhere!"

THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE YIFF TRAIN

Amen to that. Roommates can be such a pain in the ass sometimes.

Are we talking yiff in general, or just really shitty yiff?

tarantuloid said:
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE YIFF TRAIN

Wait, are porn trains even supposed to have brakes?

when you wanna fap but you're too tired:

Kodanis said:
Are we talking yiff in general, or just really shitty yiff?

Probably just yiff in general.

the moment when someone comes online and you instantly ask if they're ready to rp

r/me_irl

This image. I like it. Yes.

New avatar

NEVER!!!

Fair enough

Tell me about it

naysayer1230 said:
Don't buttsex me until after my morning coffee.

When the comment makes more upvotes then the pic lmao

naysayer1230 said:
Don't buttsex me until after my morning coffee.

thats not really a good idea considering coffee makes you shit

dont go anywhere near my cock or ass before my morning redbull