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Pyroslime
MemberSecond panel is how I imagine Shane when writing these one off comics
Punchline27
MemberLet's hope he doesn't touch any knives...
CaptainValentin
MemberWait...oh boy, he is going to have a field day with clothes. Underwear expecialy.
Also, is wishes like this the reason why so many inanimate things are alive in your comics?
shanefrost
MemberIf only. That would be the far more lovely and expensive way. Picture this:
A quiet bedroom. Silent even. There is barely enough light in there. I'm laying in bed because my hands are in pain and I'm fighting off the bombardment of thoughts courtesy of ADHD and the urge to get up and sketch it. Then, right as I think I've finally reached calming thoughts...BAM "Hey, imagine if there was this milk bottle, and it had an animated cow face on its lid, and it wants to get close with a milkman." so I roll over and cry, knowing deep down that into the sketch book in the drawer full of over 20 filled ones now, destined to come true like a curse some day.
Ragnars rock
MemberA very blursed existance
Callista Vavoom
MemberReminds me of an episode of Rick&Morty. "I'm Mr. Frundles!"
Bobork
MemberI remember reading a MLP fanfic of something similar.
Jolem
MemberIf anything its half of badumsquish's gallery in a nutshell but everything is ponified instead. https://e621.net/posts?tags=badumsquish
They even did a Pony blanket as well:
shanefrost
MemberFinally. Someone else for me to fear as much as I do myself. Our battle shall be legendary.
Bored horde
MemberIs it wrong I want to see this continued?
shanefrost
MemberThe monkey paw curls. Stay tuned.
SNPtheCat
MemberI'd like to imagine that the genie isn't disturbed by the wish, so much as that it wasn't two words
MalignantDick
MemberDude became Horny Midas. Much like with Midas, this is going to become a big problem when it's time to eat something. Either he'll suffer psychological damage from his food begging for their lives... or he'll suffer psychological damage from his food being into vore.
ExLurker
MemberDon't forget having to shower or use the toilet. There's also just wearing clothes being a problem (imagine being covered in horny talking clothing when going to work).
shanefrost
MemberMy most favorite thing that keeps tickling me is that everyone is caught on the Midas dilemma and yet not a single person anywhere has questioned why the guy is so casual about summoning a genie. Like, he says it so casually with the same energy like as if he misplaced his cellphone again. Hell, he's not even phased by his circumstance, only showing annoyance like it's a minor inconvenience.
SNPtheCat
MemberTo be fair the dude is stoned as fuck
shanefrost
MemberNot when he wakes up, ya dork! <3 I WISH you could be high for that long...actually no. No I do not.
MrGrumpyMonkey
MemberMan, I can tell you from experience, that when I'm high, I think about deep shit like this all the time. But if we see a genie lamp, we don't question anything. We're high as fuck and think it's funny.
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