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Oh no, that could mean that Gunter is stuck for a significant amount of time.

Time dilation?
At this time of year?
In this part of the country?
Localized entirely to this side of the portal?

It's more likely than you might think!

A hyperbolic time chamber, if you will.

Ah, so the portals only stay open for a very brief window. So you can't leave and bring someone else to show them... explains how this world's existence is a secret.

~*SYMBOLISM*~

T = time / (squirt(1 - (v^2 / c^2)))

Take your velocity relative to the speed of light. Square it. Divide it by the speed of light squared. OK?
Now subtract that from 1.
Now take the squirt root of that. Calculate the squirting carefully.
Now divide the good time by that squirt.

That's your resulting time for how long until you can squirt where you are again.

Am I wrong or is this the first time we are about to see kindle getting penetrated by another male?

As someone who's just now discovered this comic, I've looked through the last few pages, and I love how the characters just casually screw each other while carrying out a normal conversation. Honestly, that's something I'd like to see more often in NSFW content. There's just something so funny yet oddly charming about a badger shooting the breeze with a bunch of other animals and talking about where he came from, all the while they're having a massive orgy and acting like it's perfectly normal. Needless to say, I'm definitely gonna have to read this comic from the beginning when I have the time.

Imagine living in a world this free and fun? Would be so nice, especially if you've got handsome studs like Kindle to rail and get railed by, since it seems he's not at all against either. It's cute as heck seeing how content he is letting the little guy take control.

blue13445 said:
Oh no, that could mean that Gunter is stuck for a significant amount of time.

Maybe natives aren't affected by the time dilation? Or Gunter's compass protects him from it? Idk. This could be setup for consequences or a means of handwaving them. Time will tell.

nironira said:
Am I wrong or is this the first time we are about to see kindle getting penetrated by another male?

I think in the comic yeah, but Sefeiren drew a picture of him getting his ass butted like ten years ago.

I have thought about this quite a bit, and I have come to the conclusion that the story as we know it would completely break with this type of time dilation. The first problem that arises is Gunther. His actions in the previous comic do not make sense now that we know the time dilation is this extreme. There should be no reason to go through a portal, especially an unstable one, as you would only have a minute or two before the portal closes on your side. Even then, if he knew he would be on the other side of the portal for a minute or so, why would he not tell anyone where he was going since he would be gone for a month from the feralis perspective. More importantly, now that he is on the other side, unless he can find a way to reopen the portal within a few minutes, He has been effectively removed from the story for good. Finally, it is implied that Addison and Devon will be joining the story at some point since they received that letter from Shana and Justin. This will not be possible unless the dilation is changed. All of the previous points I have made are a problem because of the current dilation ratio.
2 minutes "real world" = 1 month feralis
This extreme ratio means that any character outside of feralis is effectively removed from the story the moment they step through a portal or are already on the other side of one. To put it into perspective, here are a couple more ratios
1 hour "real world" = 30 months feralis
1 day "real world" = 60 years feralis
I hope these ratios prove my point that at the current dilation rate the story cannot continue. As I see it, there are only three solutions to continue.
Solution 1: Retcon the time dilation and add a different measure to keep people from discovering the portals. This could be done by making them only able to be interacted with by certain people or have an aura around the portal that normalizes it.
Solution 2: The world that Gunther, Addison, and Devon are currently in flows at the same rate as feralis for some reason. Maybe Gunther's magic lets him adjust the time rate or something. I am not as big of a fan of this choice as it seems odd to make such a big exception.
Solution 3: Introduce some method of time travel into the story to account for the dilation. It is highly recommended to not choose this option, as it would over complicate the story. Although, if it makes an excuse for the characters to have sex with their past selves, I wouldn't complain.

TL;DR, The time dilation as it stands would ruin the story, so it must be removed or changed in some way.

acolyte_of_anubis said:
I have thought about this quite a bit, ... .

TL;DR, The time dilation as it stands would ruin the story, so it must be removed or changed in some way.

Or the time dilation is different from world to world, but it is common enough for the dilation to favor feralis so extremely that they just treat it as the common denominator for simplicity. The other world timeflows being more like exceptions/oddities to the rule.

Or, to paraphrase Violent night... "It's magic. Even I don't understand it."

(speculative ass pounding)

What if Kindle's ass has time dilation?

NiroNira said:
Am I wrong or is this the first time we are about to see kindle getting penetrated by another male?

And here I thought he's not a switch lol

blue13445 said:
Oh no, that could mean that Gunter is stuck for a significant amount of time.

I would think feralis and… bird world? Are roughly the same amount of time, Gunter spent about a minute fighting his double, which would’ve translated to about three days if it was the same difference as voyoh’s world and feralis, which it clearly was not