My eyes are internally hemorrhaging from many levels of extreme epic.

HAY GUYS LETS MAKE THESE MASSIVE ASS AIRSHIPS N SHIT.

Sweet, but dont the above decks need like... railings or something?

FUCK NO WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT BOUT NO RAILINGS. IF YOU FALL OFF WE DIDNT WANT YOUR CLUMBSY ASS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I don't fall, I just spontaneously BASE jump.

Every time I see her name, I hear Dr. Cid say Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca!!! Almost like he's incapable of just saying Ashe... though he his crazy...