toenail on a dick

The more you know, Shooting star! ^^ Thanks!

TwilightStormshi said:
this is very true! but a knot isn't two balls next to each other either. it's one big ball.

I've seen both, actually. Depends on the breed and individual dog.

Not enough information; dick stuck in scanner.

If we're going to do this...

Dog cum isn't remotely thick and white. It's thin and clearish.

Can we get more of these?

Aptly put! Also... anatomically correct canine penis doesnt have the typical "helmet" tip to it. Thats a humanoid feature

Ya'all need Jesus.

Mainly because, as the son of God, he should know more about this when we, considering that his Father build them.

NotMeNotYou said:
Ya'all need Jesus.
Mainly because, as the son of God, he should know more about this when we, considering that his Father build them.

I was half expecting something horrible when I saw the first line, but upon further reading I find this in good taste.

krael said:
toenail on a dick

That's the kind of observation that becomes legend.

what about veins...

About time someone illustrated this. Everytime I correct people for doing it wrong I get accused of trolling. How's your foot taste now, dicks?

CandleJake said:
If we're going to do this...

Dog cum isn't remotely thick and white. It's thin and clearish.

IvoryWolf said:
Aptly put! Also... anatomically correct canine penis doesnt have the typical "helmet" tip to it. Thats a humanoid feature

Requesting followup courses 102 and 103 on these. At this rate I'll be learning about canine penises all year.

ClassicSergal said:
Requesting followup courses 102 and 103 on these. At this rate I'll be learning about canine penises all year.

Dog Dick 104: The knot doesn't swell until orgasm.

CandleJake said:
Dog Dick 104: The knot doesn't swell until orgasm.

Not in my experiences. Seems they swell when the penis becomes erect.

IvoryWolf said:
Not in my experiences. Seems they swell when the penis becomes erect.

It FORMS upon erection, but it doesn't swell to its full size until orgasm.

IvoryWolf said:
Not in my experiences. Seems they swell when the penis becomes erect.

Seeing how, in a real dog, erection and orgasm is simultaneous, we're both correct.

NotMeNotYou said:
Ya'all need Jesus.

Mainly because, as the son of God, he should know more about this when we, considering that his Father build them.

somehow going to church and praying for a sign of dog cock would not be within the bounds of good reasoning.

i feel smart already

Is this why bush did 9/11? Dog cum can't melt steel beams.

*traumatic

krael said:
toenail on a dick

Dicknail :D

BlackBeetle said:
*confession bear* regardless of how it should be, i wish there wasn't art with dog dicks, i don't find them not even the little tiny bit attractive, and the knots kinda disgust me /confession

Blacklist, my dude

dieselwzl said:
I've seen both, actually. Depends on the breed and individual dog.

Very poor choice of words