Ever just noped so hard you just. . . ?
*ANAL SLURPING NOISES*

whole new meaning to head up your bum

Sooooo.... Is there an auto-analvore tag?

analboro... ಠ_ಠ

Anal Vore... Not sure how it usually works... but pretty sure you're doing it wrong here.

If only we could actually do that. But if u tried you would break your spine!

IT HUNGERRRRS....FOR MORE!

Yes.

Thats not how u kiss ur ass goodbye

you find your keys in there?

Autovore?

There are a lot of people in the world I wish would vanish up their own asshole...

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

"oh no, dangers ahead! Mmmmbetter skidaddle!"

This dude reminds me of most politicians.

"I'm not listening!"

DUDE when i told you to pull your head out of your ass i didn't mean it like this.

XD

NSFW said:
analboro... ಠ_ಠ

*analborus

tehgamez said:
Thats not how u kiss ur ass goodbye

I loled at this comment.

"Up my ass and around the corner..."

Crescence said:
"Up my ass and around the corner..."

Is where the prostate can be found
...ambiguous gender. Right.

I would totally do this if I could.

gamer347 said:
If only we could actually do that. But if u tried you would break your spine!

dragonfan13 said:
I would totally do this if I could.

...I'm genuinly curious now... why would anyone want to put their head up their own ass?
Enlighten me. Please.
(No, Escapism is not a valid answer ...I think. Lemme get back to you on that.)

Well, some people are into that. We generally don't question people's messed-up fetishes. It shines a light on something better left unexamined.

dragonfan13 said:
Well, some people are into that. We generally don't question people's messed-up fetishes. It shines a light on something better left unexamined.

better left unexplained as well

Silly dragon, Half Life 3 is not there.

SoulFlame said:
Silly dragon, Half Life 3 is not there.

The trailer is!

We have reached critical nope

It's a dragon, where...where are its horns?

BlackJackBad said:
It's a dragon, where...where are its horns?

Between his legs.

Now the term "GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS" can be used perfectly. :b

It's gonna create a blackhole if its head goes too much deeper. D:

I... this... wow... XD

Teach me great master

Dragon solo pad.

the Hungry Dragon

Feels like me in most chats or forums.

Idosay said:
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

SO MUCH NOPE!

(I'm going to get killed for this, but ...)

Typical picture of Trump voters.

"FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!"

(Mother)I didn't mean shove your head up your ass.
When I asked you, is your head up your ass.
But damn, just damn.

(When dad walked in)Holy Shit, we're going to need a doctor!

Saeryth_Archae said:
Ever just noped so hard you just. . . ?
*ANAL SLURPING NOISES*

Yes, I did that just 30 minutes ago actually.

handcock comes to mind.

"your head, is going up his ass. his head, is going up his ass. and you are lucky skinny cuz your head is going up MY ass."

Some people just can't get there heads out of their own ass... Stupid twats

That looks really fucking painful and dangerous. Strangled by your own butthole, seems like a SHIT way to go.

I mostly spend my time here looking at weird porn. But my favorite things are the unexpected absurd jokes! This website is just special XD

Basically me on https://e621.net/post/show/797443

Took me a second to figure out what the fuck was actually happening lol

"Can you hear me now?"

Me playing Alien Isolation for the first time. X3

stupid/selfish people 24/7.

Ramadan_Steve said:
Thats not how u kiss ur ass goodbye

,,kissing your ass goodbye'' reminded me of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVpk0qxmfA&list=LL7eiuu-f6CTwq0-Zwpm7AZw&

If he could infinitely do that, there'd probably be a black hole at some point

C.Spicyweener said:
IT HUNGERRRRS....FOR MORE!

I UNDERSTAND THIS QUOTE AND AM ABSOLUTELY DYING

Terminal NOPE.

headass

My cat everytime he gets on my fucking bed.

don't you ever just get so mad you shove your head up your butthole?