Odd Jobs #1: Demolition Girl
I was once hired to do demolition work. The pay was great and they hired me without any experience or license. All I had to do was smash the old building with a huge sledgehammer. Plus they gave me a pretty cute uniform and even made me a copy of the videotape of me having fun on the construction site. Unfortunately, this demolition method did not take root, as the contractor spent the entire budget on an enlarging spell and a super high-quality filming crew.