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"Oo, yeah. He's a fucking goner. Look, half of him's already on the outside."
The dark bird sizes up his grossly engorged gut, fingers sinking into the soft pudge, the softer contents within responding with a gurgle. Though, his amusement cuts short as his eyes meet a set of orange feathers and broad muscle.
"The fuck you want, Axe?"
Axel halts, his own eyes landing on the stork's unsightly stomach.
"God damnit Vex, now who'd you bring home? That's disgusting."
"I didn't bring him home..." the stork says, his gaze redirecting back to his assets. He prods and squeezes the bulk complacently as the orange bird's expression sinks.
"I-is that my date? Are you fucking serious?!"
"Oh, that was your boyfriend?" the stork replies, smugly stressing the words 'boyfriend' and 'was'. "What a shame..."