Who the fuck would offer an option that outright summons masochism demons that go beyond "pleasured pain" and into "Gets off on your screams"?

bongani said:
Who the fuck would offer an option that outright summons masochism demons that go beyond "pleasured pain" and into "Gets off on your screams"?

"A privately owned company, that's who! Without the ever steady quarterly pressure for infinite growth and line goes up mentality, UAS can put all its focus on making a superior product for you, the customer, instead of perpetuating the usual shrinkflation and encrappification that plagues today's global market. UAS: We cut limbs, not costs." - Algernon, Head Scientist and Spokesfurson for United Amputation Services.

The Lament Configuration is throwing my sides into a dimension of pain and pleasure.

Here's hoping the sub isn't the puzzle box in this case.

obrien said:
"A privately owned company, that's who! Without the ever steady quarterly pressure for infinite growth and line goes up mentality, UAS can put all its focus on making a superior product for you, the customer, instead of perpetuating the usual shrinkflation and encrappification that plagues today's global market. UAS: We cut limbs, not costs." - Algernon, Head Scientist and Spokesfurson for United Amputation Services.

Next you're going to tell me some models offer Dambellan transfer services.

How good's the WiFi?

milhail said:
How good's the WiFi?

Meaningfully fast. I see the company as at minimum maintaining the appearance of being very pro-consumer, and perhaps doing it for real.

Hah, nice funger reference