Adventurer gets word of a treasure hidden in some forsaken place and decides to give it a shot. Upon arriving to the town nearest to the place, he starts his inquiries at the local inn.
Almost immediately, a rather naked and busty female Kobold crawls under one of the tables and offers her help, in a way that rather disregards any notion of personal space.

Kobolds aren't particularly know for their trustworthiness, but the adventurer feels strangely compelled to accept the offer. How bad could it be?

Little silly thing I wanted to do. So I did it. I might do a follow up to it. I don't know