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wtf, lol o.O;

He's a bird, not a vampire.

That is rather disturbing. Seeing a giant Robin with a human-like body and a giant dong bathing in the middle of a park would definitely give me insomnia.

This is how some people would react if anthros were real

Corporate_Bear said:
Seeing a giant Robin Cardinal with a ...

Dude, you're pointing that cross in the wrong direction. Judging from her proportions, the woman behind you is clearly some form of shapeshifter who is in mid-transformation. Any second now, she's going to pull her hands aside to reveal an unhinged jaw reaching down to her sternum and flay your arm down the center. NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

haters gonna hate

His cock will kill us all. :D

D_Eaketts said:
His cock will kill us all. :D

":D" my aren't optimistic about the decimation of the world via a massive dick.

Well it IS a bird bath...

I remember so distinctly from a movie commercial:

"The power of Christ compels you!"

"Does it Jake?"

"The power of Christ compels you!"

"Well, if it is the power of Christ, it's not that compelling!"

Hes gonna ask Jesus to come down and help him wash his back or something

I would be like "Oh hey! Could I take a picture with you man? You're so unique."

Can't a bird get any privacy while taking a bath?