This is... scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxbELALc2UU

Brb, gotta go throw up.

o_0

Yeah, it's also extremely dangerous. The worm can and will wriggle its way all the way down and get inside you. This is obviously a trip to the emergency room (unless you like an extremely slow and agonizing death) and a great story to tell the ER nurse as you're being admitted. Even if you do get the worm out you have a very high risk of getting an infection.

In short; don't do this, kids. There are other far less dangerous methods for urethral play (though they, too, carry certain risks).

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.....

Sometimes I question the community and what its becoming.

Obviously not something that can really be done, but god-level trolling at it's finest.

Eugh...
Does the worm... come back out? o_o

ChristopherWolf said:
Obviously not something that can really be done, but god-level trolling at it's finest.

If people can shove electric toothbrushes up their dicks (which I've seen), then worms are certainly possible.

ಠ_ಠ

ippiki_ookami said:
If people can shove electric toothbrushes up their dicks (which I've seen), then worms are certainly possible.

O.O

what.......the.............fuck

what the actual fuck man

I learned long ago that if it's text, check the tags. If it's tagged nightmare_fuel, check the comments to confirm. If the comments confirm, turn around and RUN.

TheHuskyK9 said:
O.O

TheHuskyK9 said:
o_0

Your Eyes Alone Made me Laugh :P

The FUCK?

Fuck. The. _WHAT_?!? @_@ Also, wouldn't it be easier to gut a Bic or Papermate pen, entice the worm into the tube, then use that to force it in?

Mmm hmm... yep. Worms... Lube... not too bad so far...

"Shoot pressurized water into your cock"

I'M OUT

Or you could not stick worms in your peephole.
Isn't there some animal that already does that anyway?

Ha.

ippiki_ookami said:
If people can shove electric toothbrushes up their dicks (which I've seen), then worms are certainly possible.

Ippiki, what have you been watching?

JoeX said:
Ippiki, what have you been watching?

BMEzine, probably.

Check it out. All the porn stuff is members only, so you'll just see gauges and stuff.

lol furries

Love the "where is your god now" tag. Lol

whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck
this is why i hate this fandom

Aaahh internet, you hath never let thy down, what does thou have in store for me today?

*reads this*

Internet... what hath thy done to deserveth this ಠ_ಠ

Thanks a LOT for uploading!

If any of my former Furry-"friends" asks me why I left FA again...
then THAT's the link they'll get in response.

This is like a 4Chan green text.

Moon_Moon said:
Or you could not stick worms in your peephole.
Isn't there some animal that already does that anyway?

Talking 'bout the dickfish?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

Though I find the whole idea with the worm unbelievably disgusting,
I'd really rather have a worm in my dick than one of these bloodsucking beasts...

Furries never cease to amaze me

Patchi said:
Furries never cease to amaze me

You mean "disappoint."

Whoever follows this guide wins a darwin award.

Yeah, no..

I think I'll stick with my needles 'n rods for now. Thanks, though.

So yeah, the only question not answered in that journal is.
"What if it gets stuck and you can't get it out?"

-Frazzledragon said:
So yeah, the only question not answered in that journal is.
"What if it gets stuck and you can't get it out?"

Either you just drink a lot, or jerk a lot. Anything that builds up pressure in the canal the worm is in.
That's gonna be one meaty cumshot.

*eye twitches*

i think that the writer is not aware of the fact that earth worms have small spikes on their skin and the spikes are there so the worm could not be pulled out from the earth

Oh, that reminds me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a0F82VJTsE

Methinks shattering a glass rod inside would be less a painful death.

huh. I started screaming out of orifaces I wasn't aware I possessed. Browsing "What" this early in the morning can't be good for my mental or physical health.

Moon_Moon said:
Or you could not stick worms in your peephole.
Isn't there some animal that already does that anyway?

You're thinking of the Candiru, a tiny catfish, and it'll just drill a hole on your cock to get at all that tasty penis blood.

Sei said:
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.....

Sometimes I question the community and what its becoming.

Falsgart said:
Thanks a LOT for uploading!

If any of my former Furry-"friends" asks me why I left FA again...
then THAT's the link they'll get in response.

Patchi said:
Furries never cease to amaze me

Tunguska said:
You mean "disappoint."

You're reflecting the massive idiocy of an individual onto the entire community. Yes, we share the planet with these folks, but it doesn't mean everybody you see outside is as batshit insane as to stick a worm into their erect penis. The same goes for the fandom.

I seen two girl,one cup but this is a lot worse.

And this is why i look at the comments first.3

NOT THIS, ANYTHING BUT THIS, I heard 4playerpodcast mention it, gods no, not this, furaffinity is where it came from, blessings of the 8 save me...!!! Too late, I read it... 3:

This disturbs me on so many levels...

Why would anyone even think about this idea for more than two seconds?
Why would you want to shove a worm into your urethra, which would probably die in there and rot.
Why does the author sound almost proud, when he talked about forcing an unwilling worm into his cock?

I just hope, that this was a really weird troll. Now I need to find something that makes me forget this post...
Maybe I'll look at pictures of kittens or something...

Enough internet for Today

I'd love to do this if the risks weren't there >_<

Horrific

God, I love the bad_idea tag.

Tfw the guy who wrote this... and... you... and I... are both in the same community...

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O_O
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rating:safe cute daww
...it helps a little :|

MyNameIsOver20charac said:
rating:safe cute daww
...it helps a little :|

Pool shark puppy.
I actually feel okay now:)

It is going to be embarrassing explaining that to the doctor

"Well, you see, I was digging a hole and it was rather hot so I took my clothes off, yes I am aware it is the middle of winter and really cold. Anyway I sort of, slipped... No, I don't know what I slipped on in a hole, but can I finish telling you? Right, I kind of fell onto this... Worm... You aren't buying it are you Doctor?"

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, this made my toes curl so hard. Why would anybody want to do this?

I'm sickened, but curious

o.o

i've seen male catheters. you dont want this.

I transcribed it for all your copypasta needs:
https://felix.softhyena.com/dumbshit/SoP%27s%20cock%20vore%20tutorial%20-%20you%20can%20do%20this%20IRL%20%28Seriously%21%29.bbc

no, I will not have fun, and you shouldn't either

Ok that's enough furry internet fo me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok, I'm done screaming now.

I need therapy now

yknow, you could also just… not do this? go invent a small silicone robot to emulate it. Its far less dangerous, you could profit from selling it, and its not EVIL.