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Jess Mk 2
MemberThe trick is that she just gets a wolfy nail/(insert popular artist) pic, poorly traces/recolors it in MS-Paint and calls it her origunal churactar.
donat steela (c) me :3c
SnoWolf
MemberHuh. I just pissed myself laughing at this. How 'bout that?
foxilator
Memberthis is all kinds of awesome :3
TheTundraTerror
BlockedMy dad fell for this shit once. Bodybuilding thing. I fucking warned him. I fucking told his outright is was a scam. He didn't fucking listen, resulting in me fucking dealing with fucking Payfuckingpal for almost an hour to get his fucking money back!
ggdk
MemberYou appear to be a little wound up, would you like to tell us what is on your mind? :P
TheHuskyK9
Former StaffAh, the ol' porn ads
Wolframite
MemberThe trick is to gargle tea leaves then spit them onto a canvas, and the enchanted leaves automatically arrange into yiff.
TheTundraTerror
BlockedI can't even begin to count the number of times where I was about to rub one out... only for my dad to yell for me to help him fix his fucking computer. Of course, I couldn't just fix it. No, I had to teach him. I could just take the 5 seconds to fix it. Had to spend 5 MINUTES and tell him how to. I couldn't just take the mouse and do it myself while letting him watch. No, I had to tell him every step of the way.
This is why I'm getting into IT. If I'm going to fix other peoples fuck ups, I might as well being in a paycheck for it.
CSpicyweener
MemberNow THAT'S comedy!
Sofi
MemberWhat's that one very-german word? Schadenfreude?
ggdk
MemberAhahahaa!!! Oh, wait! you're serious, aren't you?! Let me laugh even harder! AHAHAHA!!!
Sorry, but that was so cute!
All I can say - if you do IT plan to stay as far as the fuck you can from the front-lines! Just ... say... no! Plan to become a specialist or an engineer. At least you'll deal with heavily filtered cases!
Front-line support is mind-numbing, soul-sucking work. You will eventually realise that the clock-tower is a pretty good idea! If you have to do it - do it but move on quickly, or it will kill any semblance of humanity you have ever had!
Sofi
MemberPffsnrk
ggdk
MemberShush, you fool! You'll blow our cover! Just wait until the Lizard Army is ready for the final attack!
TheTundraTerror
BlockedOh, I wouldn't mind as much if it's my job and I'm getting paid for it. I have to fix other peoples shit all the time, so I might as well pull in some sort of paycheck for it.
Blitzkrieg
MemberRest assured you will be handling people even dumber than your dad. It's seriously standard procedure to ask the customers if the computer is plugged in and turned on, because in so many cases, that's the problem. Not to mention management will treat you slightly better than dogshit.
rape!!!
Memberdid anyone else click learn more
Bakumaru
MemberI'd like to learn to draw yiff, but I'm not a 54 year old mom...
Dudeman147
MemberDamn that hyperlink
Conker
BlockedYou mean this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9B-ZoS0wvU
opal fox
Memberit's quite simple, start with a pencil, and then...
Bi-Bunny
MemberUJSDBFOUbdsufbHSDBF Fox butt!<3
Haiku Hitman
MemberSo... Who the fuck cares for that shit? She should draw Nine-Ball Seraph or Armored Alex Mercer.
Thesaurus
MemberI enjoyed a BIT too much reading all those comments about computer fixing.
Ponynonymous
MemberLET ME CLICK, DAMMIT!
Alyx McConville
MemberMy mother does that to me ALL THE TIME. LET ME HAVE THE MOUSE SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY DAY INSTEAD OF TEACHING YOU HOW TO MAKE A FORZA 6 SLIDESHOW ON YOUR DAMN VAIO
Sorrowless
MemberAt least he's willing to learn. If only my mother would so I didn't have to yelled out whenever the TV doesn't start with the source to show programs.
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