Always read the fine print when you sign up to test a brand new drug. Especially when they're offering you room, board, a nice little paycheck and a bigger dick. Seems too good to be true, doesn't it?
Won't be long until he's so big there'll be more cock than lion... and so horny he won't be able to remember his name. Oh well, one of these days, they'll figure out what's wrong with the pill.