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BeckerRino
MemberWhat a good boy,
I wonder if anyone is outside his house.
Hehexd101
MemberThis is so me when I illegally smuggle 100 pounds of fetanyl and unreleased bad dragon dildos
Lance Armstrong
JanitorGod I wish this WEREN'T me.
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AnonymityisKey
MemberTfw you download FGC-9 blueprints
jspencer
MemberI somehow knew this was related to Tony stark before looking up the quote. Although did he actually say this in a movie?
user 421328
BlockedTfw you print some custom lego pieces and put them into an ar15
LimpsyFilms
MemberFBI
"Furry Butt Investigator"
JasonSimnov
MemberI operate in an area outside FBI jurisdiction… in a place where you can practically do whatever you want on the internet without a VPN and people aren’t allowed to monitor you or track your location based on what you do (unless you’re legally required to be monitored and tracked after legal proceedings, however I have no such things attached to me legally-speaking). I have a few really fun things downloaded and stored in multiple places, like a copy of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, several basic weapons manufactury instructions, some advanced ones, and now the FGC-9 too.
Technically speaking, all of this is illegal, but even so… it’s seemingly more illegal for someone to report another for their internet use, which is the wonderful loophole I use. And besides, it’s not like I’ve followed the instructions contained within the PDFs I have, so I haven’t actually done anything illegal with them. Thank you Freedom Of Information (which we also have here).
Hehexd101
MemberWe get it dude, you live in Detroit.
user 654351
MemberShouldn't have falsified a mustache.
Daedius
BlockedWatching the trailer, can't help but feel the style has been influenced by Lupin the Third.
Sergeant teller
MemberThis fits in with "she said she was 18"
Biff-Jurkey
MemberWhen you stack 64 eggs.
Evellon
MemberBoom! Headshot.
NoodleTheThiccFox
MemberTax evasion, money laundering, insurance fraud and embezzlement of government funds are only humble forms of civil disobedience, whats so bad about them?
Tainted1
MemberAgain?
RandomBoiWasTaken
Memberwhen i don’t agree to microsoft terms of service
Updated
ZachyMan119
MemberI can't think of a single reason you'd ever want the feds to be at your door.
TikkisLica21
BlockedOr West Virginia
Tigerrex
MemberI get the reason why you don’t want to be the fbi eevee because I saw what the internet did to it
Colchester
Memberfeds try not to post obvious bait challenge
user 548620
Memberinb4 you become the eevee cop
WinterWendigo
MemberI was gonna say "family visiting" but then you just have feds in the family and that's even worse
phin jiggler
Member[laughs hysterically]
That's a good 1, keep 'em coming!!!
YsegrunMasterOfBalls
MemberI did, ain't nobody come after me yet
hell I don't even own a 3d printer
PRISM would like a word
FurryVoreLover01
MemberXD yup ....sense of humor is busted, just spit my drink and bursted iut laughing
DrAccius
MemberThou knoweth what they say about agents of the fed? Nay prithee, enlighten me.
In DeNile
MemberWhat country?
lopal
Blockedme when i play with legos but im over 99
piXel69
MemberShould I Make This My Avatar?
nihilist
Memberfederal agents?
outside my house?
It's more likely than you think.
[free surroundings check!]
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Crackers954
MemberDid you just confess to committing crimes on a furry porn website
3ao7
MemberMe after accidently seeing bluey on R34💀
Some Furry
MemberYo same. There are black vans marked "ATF" outside my house for some reason.
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