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Command Performance
Newground description:
What if Haida wasnt quite as obsessed with Retsuko as he was in the show? well. here you go!
Twitter description:
Put these two dummies in a room together and magic will happen ๐ฅฐi hope you guys like this!
Haida VA: @MindlessSwitch
Inui VA - @SuccubaeVA
Bass Solo - @cinnybunni
Outro Song - @Shutterpon & @TheBrassPanda
moonlight01
MemberTHIS IS PERFECT
Theonionman
Member10 outa 10
Irusufox
MemberHe gonna play his bass, and with her
bass >w<CoolandHotSandvich
MemberSeason 3: Good End!
Holy shit man, another godly Canary Agretsuko vid. It still amazes me how accurate they capture the show in porn. I really love it. You know what else I love? Wholesomenes. Call it an overused word but this animation was wholesome af which made it all the better. Sometimes they cute things are what's hottest, you know?
And yeah, what more can I say, really? If I had one complaint, it's that Haida's VA didn't really sound like Haida. He's got the inflections like him but not the voice, I felt it was a bit too deep. Least, that was just my ears, maybe it's different for others. But he still did good.
So yeah, good stuff all around on you, Canary + VAs! You guys did great once again!
Sasha Fox
MemberBeing able to joke and laugh after sex is one of the best ways to end the night. So many others but something seems to be super wholesome about it.
Furrybalt
MemberI'm blown away by this. Amazing.
Jess WhiteClawz~
MemberFinally! an animation with a stiptease AND good voice acting, i rate this 5 stars! โญโญโญโญโญ
some-idiot23
MemberIf only Haida actually ended up dating inui -_-
Kakkarot
BlockedI wasn't gonna nut tonight but...
DSR 50 Holder
MemberSexThe Movie
FluffyShinx
MemberI don't even have words, this is just perfect โค! LOVE IT!
Jasowan
MemberNice
Gimsbery
MemberHaida out here managing to nail everyone, but the chick he's interested in.
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Spoonytoons
MemberDamn. canary making whole episodes now 10/10
K4RN4GE911
MemberThe amount of time that went into the sound, voice acting and on model character design of this animation is borderline criminal.
DirtyRatMatt
MemberThis has NO right being this good.
Ctrl-Atl-Replace7888
MemberThis is an amazing video so I doubt anyone will care but how does Fenneko type so much under a minute?
zryunit
Memberhuh, I was sure they never actually refer to themselves as animals
Flammenwerfer1
MemberPeople experimenting with characters: โAre you sure this will work?โ
Guy who made this: โHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!โ
DarkSonic
MemberI especially appreciate how true this stayed to the art style of the show.
Chill407
MemberThese are getting better and better, you and others that help make this deserve this praise by others!
Roman0
MemberThese two are perfect for each other
user 57466
MemberThis is so good and show accurate that when she proposed sex, I literally thought Haida was gonna cuck himself out of it.
10/10, hot as fuck, WILL watch again.
Kaiphlosion
MemberI got so mad when he declined her to go chase after Retsuko
WHO FUCKING REJECTED HIS FEELINGS
ElSorroPintado
MemberIf Haida wasn't as much as a simp as he was in the show, he definitely would've scored that night. Thanks for bringing everyone's hopes into your own rendition!
ZenKiki
MemberAww yiss was waiting for this <3
Krazyman50
MemberWhy is there so many glasses around from 1:33 to 1:38 lmao
FluffyGirl
MemberIt's like having a glimpse into an (uncensored) alternate universe
el monstruo
Memberbut Retsuko would be dead :(
AydenT
MemberBravo ๐
Wendigo psychosis
MemberHow her visiting should have played out
TasqueManager
BlockedHaida's spotty butt is a treat to look at. NGL
Ctrl-Atl-Replace7888
MemberYou can save a woman without choosing her as a love interest, ya know
fuzzyfox1
MemberThe Good Ending
Trebman1
BlockedWonderful, just what Hiada deserves.
Charles Bon
MemberWhen watching series 3 the first time round I was really rooting for these two. But then Sanrio remembered how scared they were of making a permenant change...
marsuhammas
MemberI can't decide which of these 2 is cuter
Nyankitten
MemberFenneko next!
Alchai
MemberJesus, I feel bad I didn't have to pay to watch this!
Grayscalie
MemberProbably a way to show how much wine they've both had
DawnWalker
MemberApparently it's a good thing when you both laugh, or even chuckle, after sex.
JustaHornyGuy
MemberI knew I noticed those voices this is a good animation.
Harky
Memberlol see what you could have had Haida if you didn't simp so much for Retsy?
The0w0Dude
MemberSimply incredible.
William17-perez-1998
MemberHope to see more great things from canaryprimary
Foxinferno
MemberHonestly, this is how the show should have went down, when haida goes for inui instead of retsuko. Reason why was because the way they showed inui reaction to retsuko's hanky was pretty bad. She could have asked about it and make it to were at was understandable and moved forward. But instead she just walks away, turning down lots of character development and possibilities for the story.
Sorry for the rant, I support this ship a lot. Thank you for making this animation, you did a real good job. The quality great, and the voice acting wax perfect. ๐๐ฅฐ
vastrodon64
MemberA great man we need in these dying times.
Thewulff
MemberMore like What if Haida wasnt quite as a SAD OBSESSED DICK. This is amazing and you have my eternal gratitude for making this lol.
Peenerween43
MemberAt this point as a metalhead I just wanna get some music recommendations from canary, porn comes second
Alain~Wolfie23
MemberI love it when porn has a story. It makes the inevitable fucking more satisfying.
RedOni1015
MemberInui was the perfect Haida was very stupid losing her
hamter
MemberGod tier fan made porn.
ClosetPossum
BlockedThe Ending I Always wanted
TechnoSoldier
MemberSome of Inuiโs facial expressions absolutely killed me. โClever boy...โ
*does Inui trollface*
LadyFrost
Blocked. . . this is so on point with the show's art style & animation, it's borderline scary
Dan2000
MemberUna con Anai estaria genial y candente tambiรฉn.
Temp7
MemberThat was awesome.
Sunbather
MemberHow does this have higher production standards than Season 4? How?
Belma
MemberHaida gets all the pussy and we're here for it
Prince Vypre
MemberBro, the metal was the porn for me, fuck the sex. I keep coming back to this only for this fucking riff! I, now, wake up with this riff in my head. BrassPanda truly has badass talent. This here gives me vibes of Ministry, Testament, Slayer, etc. (with hints of Disturbed, Slipknot & a bit of Trapt), but a FUCKTON harder! There absolutely NEEDS to be a full-length, complete track, not just a 30 second sample.
During the scene sounds like a typical garage band practicing (for obvious reasons), but the next song makes me think of a Nirvana soundcheck, jam session of sorts.
I'd love to hear all these songs extended, completed & officially released!
A custom commission, non-title track. That's why it can't be Shazamed. BrassPanda did both guitar & bass, & Shutterpon doing drums, mixing, & mastering.
user 673760
MemberActual perfection
Ragnars rock
Member100 outa 100
Eggman2000
MemberThat's still 10/10
raisinbagel
MemberShould've ended with "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
Ragnars rock
MemberSomeone does not know their jontron memes. Let me correct that
Puploli20 dom me
MemberHer cute small high pitched moans and whimpers make me want to make her my slave.. come to me my sweet~
Timtamslams33
MemberHave to agree 100%! Holly Shit indeed!!!!!
F-ing talented
Crippleballet
MemberIโve been putting off watching this show, but itโs porn makes me love the characters lmao Iโm gonna go watch it
Killer bunny
MemberMake one of restuko and tardno
Shuttershade
MemberThe outro song was custom! I produced and composed it with the help of Brass Panda (Guitar/Bass). The bass solo was by cinnibunni and the rest of the music I believe is from Aggrestsuko's various media!
JSpider
Memberโพ/10
Toaster man
MemberIs this just what would have happened in an alternate timeline of the show where haida didn't fuck up the date?
The real PumpkinLord
MemberI watched the show after watching this, lol
WackSmack
MemberThis is so well animated, I can't even tell the difference from the actual show
CubicoPeipia
MemberArtistic liberties, man
In DeNile
MemberWas it good?
user 469512
Member"This should have been the Season 3 ending!! (profuse crying)"
All jokes aside, this is crazy well done! Not just the porn but the dedication to the art style of the show and animation is very top quality, would love to see more Aggretsuko content in the future someday
PsychieLove
MemberTHIS IS HOW SEASON 3 SHOULD HAVE WENT. IF ONLY HAIDA WASN'T A FUCKING BITCH
CodyNova
MemberGosh itโs like watching exclusive aggretsuko content from Sanrio themselves
yoshifox
MemberLovely animation, but we know heโd be small :o awesome work
Tannerswiftfox
MemberThe only part of this that could couldn't be mistaken for the actual show is the fact that they are banging. The voice acting, animation, cinematography and pacing are all spot on.
GantO
MemberI HAVE watched the shot and it's good. Not a masterpiece or anything but it's fun to watch. Though the quality started to fall off since season 3.
Crippleballet
MemberIt was aight.
In DeNile
MemberCool
In DeNile
MemberMight watch it then, tho probably not. No time.
ItzRokki
Memberanybody know the name to the outro music? i gotta put it on my playlist.
GoldmoonDropoffs
MemberGotta love Fenneko being snidely proud of Haida at the end. Best wingman ever.
Wingwoman? Wingfox?
Ragnars rock
Membermy brother in christ, if you have time to be on this website you have time to watch an episode every now and then lmao
In DeNile
MemberWell, given college and trying to get a job rn... yeah maybe a bit but also I got shit I'm more interested in. As for this site, I visit it inconsistently and pretty much always past midnight.
Mister Reeee
MemberDamn, Hyena boy is packing! He's wider than his wrist, no wonder Inui is burying her head into the bed O.O
ginkei
MemberLooks like the actual show haha!
Sparkmane
Memberthis is 100% how Sanrio characters act after sex
SmurfCat
Memberfuck the porn, over here headbanging from the outro
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