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Command Performance

Newground description:
What if Haida wasnt quite as obsessed with Retsuko as he was in the show? well. here you go!

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Put these two dummies in a room together and magic will happen ๐Ÿฅฐi hope you guys like this!

Haida VA: @MindlessSwitch
Inui VA - @SuccubaeVA
Bass Solo - @cinnybunni
Outro Song - @Shutterpon & @TheBrassPanda

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  • Season 3: Good End!

    Holy shit man, another godly Canary Agretsuko vid. It still amazes me how accurate they capture the show in porn. I really love it. You know what else I love? Wholesomenes. Call it an overused word but this animation was wholesome af which made it all the better. Sometimes they cute things are what's hottest, you know?

    And yeah, what more can I say, really? If I had one complaint, it's that Haida's VA didn't really sound like Haida. He's got the inflections like him but not the voice, I felt it was a bit too deep. Least, that was just my ears, maybe it's different for others. But he still did good.
    So yeah, good stuff all around on you, Canary + VAs! You guys did great once again!

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  • Being able to joke and laugh after sex is one of the best ways to end the night. So many others but something seems to be super wholesome about it.

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  • The amount of time that went into the sound, voice acting and on model character design of this animation is borderline criminal.

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  • People experimenting with characters: โ€œAre you sure this will work?โ€

    Guy who made this: โ€œHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!โ€

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  • This is so good and show accurate that when she proposed sex, I literally thought Haida was gonna cuck himself out of it.

    10/10, hot as fuck, WILL watch again.

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  • If Haida wasn't as much as a simp as he was in the show, he definitely would've scored that night. Thanks for bringing everyone's hopes into your own rendition!

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  • When watching series 3 the first time round I was really rooting for these two. But then Sanrio remembered how scared they were of making a permenant change...

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  • sasha_fox said:
    Being able to joke and laugh after sex is one of the best ways to end the night. So many others but something seems to be super wholesome about it.

    Apparently it's a good thing when you both laugh, or even chuckle, after sex.

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  • Honestly, this is how the show should have went down, when haida goes for inui instead of retsuko. Reason why was because the way they showed inui reaction to retsuko's hanky was pretty bad. She could have asked about it and make it to were at was understandable and moved forward. But instead she just walks away, turning down lots of character development and possibilities for the story.
    Sorry for the rant, I support this ship a lot. Thank you for making this animation, you did a real good job. The quality great, and the voice acting wax perfect. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ

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  • More like What if Haida wasnt quite as a SAD OBSESSED DICK. This is amazing and you have my eternal gratitude for making this lol.

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  • peenerween43 said:
    At this point as a metalhead I just wanna get some music recommendations from canary, porn comes second

    Bro, the metal was the porn for me, fuck the sex. I keep coming back to this only for this fucking riff! I, now, wake up with this riff in my head. BrassPanda truly has badass talent. This here gives me vibes of Ministry, Testament, Slayer, etc. (with hints of Disturbed, Slipknot & a bit of Trapt), but a FUCKTON harder! There absolutely NEEDS to be a full-length, complete track, not just a 30 second sample.

    During the scene sounds like a typical garage band practicing (for obvious reasons), but the next song makes me think of a Nirvana soundcheck, jam session of sorts.

    I'd love to hear all these songs extended, completed & officially released!

    incubus_hellhound69 said:
    What's the guitar track near the end?

    A custom commission, non-title track. That's why it can't be Shazamed. BrassPanda did both guitar & bass, & Shutterpon doing drums, mixing, & mastering.

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  • Have to agree 100%! Holly Shit indeed!!!!!
    F-ing talented

    coolandhotsandvich said:
    Season 3: Good End!

    Holy shit man, another godly Canary Agretsuko vid. It still amazes me how accurate they capture the show in porn. I really love it. You know what else I love? Wholesomenes. Call it an overused word but this animation was wholesome af which made it all the better. Sometimes they cute things are what's hottest, you know?

    And yeah, what more can I say, really? If I had one complaint, it's that Haida's VA didn't really sound like Haida. He's got the inflections like him but not the voice, I felt it was a bit too deep. Least, that was just my ears, maybe it's different for others. But he still did good.
    So yeah, good stuff all around on you, Canary + VAs! You guys did great once again!

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  • Iโ€™ve been putting off watching this show, but itโ€™s porn makes me love the characters lmao Iโ€™m gonna go watch it

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  • peenerween43 said:
    At this point as a metalhead I just wanna get some music recommendations from canary, porn comes second

    The outro song was custom! I produced and composed it with the help of Brass Panda (Guitar/Bass). The bass solo was by cinnibunni and the rest of the music I believe is from Aggrestsuko's various media!

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  • "This should have been the Season 3 ending!! (profuse crying)"
    All jokes aside, this is crazy well done! Not just the porn but the dedication to the art style of the show and animation is very top quality, would love to see more Aggretsuko content in the future someday

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  • The only part of this that could couldn't be mistaken for the actual show is the fact that they are banging. The voice acting, animation, cinematography and pacing are all spot on.

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  • in_denile said:
    Was it good?

    I HAVE watched the shot and it's good. Not a masterpiece or anything but it's fun to watch. Though the quality started to fall off since season 3.

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  • ganto said:
    I HAVE watched the shot and it's good. Not a masterpiece or anything but it's fun to watch. Though the quality started to fall off since season 3.

    Might watch it then, tho probably not. No time.

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  • in_denile said:
    Might watch it then, tho probably not. No time.

    my brother in christ, if you have time to be on this website you have time to watch an episode every now and then lmao

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  • ragnars_rock said:
    my brother in christ, if you have time to be on this website you have time to watch an episode every now and then lmao

    Well, given college and trying to get a job rn... yeah maybe a bit but also I got shit I'm more interested in. As for this site, I visit it inconsistently and pretty much always past midnight.

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