Self lubricating hole. Nice feature. Can everyone have one?

dorito_was_taken said:
Self lubricating hole. Nice feature. Can everyone have one?

Its called a mouth

ramadan_steve said:
Its called a mouth

Technically not everyone's is self lubricating.

hexdragon said:
Every person's ass is self lubricating but most people doesn't have the patience to find it out.

If you are doubting me, go in try it, stick something small up your bum and play with it for 30 or so mins, your ass will be dripping and it won't even stop for a bit :D

That isn’t healthy and can lead to problems. In no way does the anus self lubricate in a sufficient manner nor is what you are referring to a proper lube. It’s mucus. So no, “Every person’s ass” is NOT self lubricating and the idea that it is is dangerous.

entrinity said:
That isn’t healthy and can lead to problems. In no way does the anus self lubricate in a sufficient manner nor is what you are referring to a proper lube. It’s mucus. So no, “Every person’s ass” is NOT self lubricating and the idea that it is is dangerous.

Just use a cheese grater for a sec, red lube will hydrate the colon for other objects afterward

hexdragon said:
Every person's ass is self lubricating but most people doesn't have the patience to find it out.

If you are doubting me, go in try it, stick something small up your bum and play with it for 30 or so mins, your ass will be dripping and it won't even stop for a bit :D

Jesus fucking christ, I hope no one else actually listens to this

ramadan_steve said:
Just use a cheese grater for a sec, red lube will hydrate the colon for other objects afterward

D:

ramadan_steve said:
Just use a cheese grater for a sec, red lube will hydrate the colon for other objects afterward

Another way to acquire(someone else's) red lube.

Guys calm down. You don't need red lube.

Truffle butter is the way to go. 💩

that's a breedable bussy right there

closetpossum said:
that's a breedable bussy right there

Since it’s a bird boy wouldn’t it be “bbussy”? Bird boy pussy. Buh-bussy.

ramadan_steve said:
Just use a cheese grater for a sec, red lube will hydrate the colon for other objects afterward

Reading this physically made me cringe.

ginkei said:
Reading this physically made me cringe.

My job here is done