Don't say it, I know you all are thinking it.

akyeen03 said:
Don't say it, I know you all are thinking it.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Nice fish

sheezkah said:
Do people still find this funny?

Yea we do

thefurryboiowo said:
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

The one meme that doesn't get annoying.

thefurryboiowo said:
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

fuck

Pic is superb but what is this Lovecraftian horror village that this scene is taking place in?

ejaculariuspoonus said:
Pic is superb but what is this Lovecraftian horror village that this scene is taking place in?

Innsmouth

Why can't people let the meme die

youviolatedthelaw said:
Why can't people let the meme die

Because it is the internet sadly where things can never die.

thefurryboiowo said:
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Learning is fun

I saw an Umbreon copypasta already, it's time for the squad to assemble, mayhaps?

vixenwastaken said:
I saw an Umbreon copypasta already, it's time for the squad to assemble, mayhaps?

Isn't there one for every eeveelution and eevee by now?

Which means...

lance_armstrong said:
Isn't there one for every eeveelution and eevee by now?

Which means...

Haven't seen em yet.

ejaculariuspoonus said:
Pic is superb but what is this Lovecraftian horror village that this scene is taking place in?

Slough, UK

ejaculariuspoonus said:
Pic is superb but what is this Lovecraftian horror village that this scene is taking place in?

Detroit

Honestly, I'm really sick of the Vaporeon copypasta. It's been overused to shit, and now it's just annoying, in large part because I know every Vaporeon post I click on is going to be covered in massive walls of text that I have to scroll past.

Ngl that wet ass pussy song started playing in my head when I saw this. Don't ask me why, I have no idea

horseroadcottonattic said:
no

Are furries "people"?
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I could ask the same of weebs

vibrantlordiction said:
Honestly, I'm really sick of the Vaporeon copypasta. It's been overused to shit, and now it's just annoying, in large part because I know every Vaporeon post I click on is going to be covered in massive walls of text that I have to scroll past.

Big agree. It's become so stale and overused, I don't understand why it still gets THIS many upvotes. Even worse when Vaporeon is my favourite Pokémon.

vixenwastaken said:
I saw an Umbreon copypasta already, it's time for the squad to assemble, mayhaps?

If you've been on the /vp/ board on October 2020, you might have also seen this dialga post which is very similar to the vaporeon one.

vaporeon tf2 would be great for sex

primaldialga1992 said:
If you've been on the /vp/ board on October 2020, you might have also seen this dialga post which is very similar to the vaporeon one.

I want to see this

Is she sweating or just drippy?

Smol-ish pp owo

too good

vibrantlordiction said:
Honestly, I'm really sick of the Vaporeon copypasta. It's been overused to shit, and now it's just annoying, in large part because I know every Vaporeon post I click on is going to be covered in massive walls of text that I have to scroll past.

Skill issue

kaysen03 said:
Don't say it, I know you all are thinking it.

"Holy cow, that must be the most upvoted comment on e6!"

yocats said:
no

Maybe you don't.

ejaculariuspoonus said:
Pic is superb but what is this Lovecraftian horror village that this scene is taking place in?

Cleaveland?

vibrantlordiction said:
Honestly, I'm really sick of the Vaporeon copypasta. It's been overused to shit, and now it's just annoying, in large part because I know every Vaporeon post I click on is going to be covered in massive walls of text that I have to scroll past.

On the flip side I absolutely love this meme to the point where I expect to see it on every Vaporeon lewd post and am exceedingly satisfied when those posts get up voted. It's loads of fun to see the reaction to them. Been disgust and annoyance gives me a case of the smiles. Mostly cuz you can just scroll past it and continue on with the comment section, but it's hilarious that so many people choose not to. But I genuinely love the meme too.

thefurryboiowo said:
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

He said it not me

thefurryboiowo said:
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

This is my favorite vaporeon version

Probably my fav art on the whole site.

ejaculariuspoonus said:
Pic is superb but what is this Lovecraftian horror village that this scene is taking place in?

Tis a swamp

cunicularius said:
Smol-ish pp owo

Not at all, that's actually quite large based off the world wide average, atleast tit looks quite girthy compared to what the average is
You have to think. 5 inches is average and anything above that normal people tend to act like is large, art tends to exaggerate dick size a lot and not rlly accurately proportion a dick to the size they say