Something wicked this way cums.

Just in time for the Holiday Season of the foulest year ever, treat yourself or a loved one to a copy of the foulest RPG ever created!
That's right, the ungodly abomination that's been brewing for the last decade actually managed to get a physical release!

Today we're launching the Fapp 3rd Edition Core Rulebook over on Bewere Books, an imprint of Fenris Publishing!
You can grab a Digital Copy today, and/or pre-order the Physical Copy set to ship in Late December / Early January

https://www.fenrispublishing.com/order.php?s=fapp

This 172-page full color book contains all the rules you need to run or play Fapp, along with a host of characters, monsters, items, and hazards to add to your game, and even a full module to play through.

The Hardcover Edition is available for $60 USD.
You can also snag the Digital Edition for $20 USD.
And if you swing both ways, you can grab both in a bundle for $65 USD.

So seriously, buy as many as you can. They make for great white-elephant gifts, back-shelf benchwarmers, and even doorstops. You could even read the thing if you wanted. Don't worry, we won't tell if you don't.